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For years we reflected on how difficult it was to get people to die in order, so that the obituaries were in alphabetical order. Whatever service the digital Buffalo News is using now is doing a fine job screwing that up. From what I can see, the list is now alphabetized based upon whichever name the AI determines is the last name. In some cases it's correctly the last name, but there are many instances where it's using first names, middle initials, or even the deceased's professional title. At least today the obits were online in a timely fashion. A couple weeks in a row I actually fired off an email to the [BN]competent, asking when it was planning on posting the usual large Sunday listing.

I wonder how 'Jimmy Spags' views this great news. Jimmy's been awfully quiet this season. 🤔 * Maybe he's too busy putting the moves on Elaine.

I think he's just blocking her from 'grinding' him.🤔 * Oh, and if you use the Brooklyn Bridge from now on, you owe me 25 cents. I just bought it.

Chow-dah sales through the roof at 'Captain Ahab's Clam Shack'!

Verily. * 😁

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Does this revelation mean that you're not all 'truth, justice, and the American way'? * 🤔

Depends upon how the hand is presented, it's either European for 🖕🏽, or ☮️ I am disappointed nobody's sang 🎵In the evening we can build a schnowman🎶

Dear NFL officials, As a concerned citizen looking out for the best for the league's fairness, I wish to document and report incidents of holding due to players wearing gloves the same colour as the opponents' jerseys. Please do look into this. Yours truly, Phil Melichick, Anytown, Massachusetts PS I may be moving to California soon.

I am surprised that the league would allow that. Then again, I am surprised the league allows this:

Technically, this is a more accurate thread title. The more popular thread could conceivably be referring to Staley meeting up with Jeffrey Dahmer.

Is MLFootball willing to bet on it? 🤔

Not allowed to. He can't cross from Marvel to D.C. 😁

Why did I read the thread title in the same voice as the announcer on the 1960s television 'Batman'. 🤔

Danny DeVito? Billy Barty? Doug Flutie? 🤔 * Oh, 'shortly'. I saw 'shorty'.

Just ask him. 🤨

Now that's creative. 😁

Three diamonds.

TEAM MEETING, PLAYERS ONLY! * NOW!!!

Buried the costs in all those visits the team makes to 'merry olde England', and inflated the price of tarps for EverBank Stadium's seats. 🤨

Staley definitely has a copy of Norman Vincent Peale's book on his shelf...or Rodgers gave him some mushrooms.

'Danny Dimes' tossing pennies from Heaven. 🙄

Only because Zach Wilson took him in tow, and they hung out on the benches, across from the beauty parlour at the mall.

McDermott will make them 'ride the pine' until late 2024.