Ridgewaycynic2013

Will this do?

Kiara Mia going to pop out of a cake? 🤔

I wonder if there's a way to convert the 'conditional draft pick' to an immediate 'we're raiding your active roster'? That might liven things up. Or, how about an ESPN program that allows phone in / internet voting to allocate compensatory relief for an aggrieved team. "You lost your promising OC? No worries, America has voted that you get NPeterman!" * I have too much time on my hands...🤔

Blame the pooch:

If you can get Peter Capaldi to autograph one, you're on. 😁

See: Levy, Marv. GM.

Philadelphia Eagles * I checked my answer after formulating a reply, so if that violates the 'no Google', please discard the answer.

I will contribute to a 'GoFundMe' for Bisaccia to tell Mark Davis "🖕🏽".

Next up: Message boards trading members. I have a few in mind. I am sure the readership does as well. 🤨

Tonight's Hallmark Channel movie: Will Josh return in time for (Murican) Thanksgiving dinner with the coaching family he spurned years before? 🦃

Lost their 'whipping boy'? 🤔

"As ye sow, so shall ye reap" –Charlton Heston, 'Planet of the Apes'. * 😇

Badly bruised ego. He read TSW.

I told him not to date Kiara Mia...🤔

Mark 'What, Me Worry?' Davis. After Chuckie, he won't get fooled again. 🤨

But to paraphrase Troy from 'Community', Murray is "human tennis elbow. He is a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. He is the opposite of Batman."

My ass! I would assign him as the 'personal assistant to the Legend of the Game', making sure the organization doesn't drop the figurative ball anymore (see 'Spikes, Takeo'). "Nacho chips, or fries with my hot dog?" 🤔

That will somehow go to New England.

Backup long snapper? 🤔

Not even a Klondike Bar?! 😕

"Don't let that sucka catch the ball!"

No, he'll be inactive until he takes the oral and written exams, and delivers a TED talk on 'What the Process Means to Me'.

A week too late for the 'players only' meeting. Typical. 🤨 * 😁

Will be attached to the Vikings radio play by play team during his recuperation. Will be terminated by the third broadcast for shouting "YOU LIKE THAT?!" during the games.