Washington Patriots.
1. Removes some of the taint of politics in D.C.; patriot vs. politician.
2. If it was good enough for the CFL, it's good enough for the NFL.
3. New England gets extra conditional draft picks for name infringement.
4. 1ManRaid posted right above me. 😁
If the Colts lose, the Jags should be awarded a wildcard playoff berth because of plucky play in games that mean something for team pride, e.g., Buffalo and Indy.
(Hums the tune for 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic'.)
As an addition to this, Tony Masiello is chauffeured in a limo to Cleveland to proclaim "This marks the renaissance of Cleveland Browns football!"
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Buffalo's former mayor could make a 7-11 ribbon cutting out to be the return of Bethlehem Steel.