Ridgewaycynic2013

Well, 'Margaritavilles' ain't packing in middle aged tourists like they used to. 🤨

NEP = CDP. You're all smart enough to figure it out. 🤔😇😁

Ask Cyrus Kouandjio, or Zay Jones their opinion on the subject.

No, but high level sources say it IS the real Tom Donahoe, GM.

We miss Vontae...🙁 Hopefully, our aim will improve.

So: Schefter > Caplan > Merrill Reese ? 🤔😁

Yes, but Rosen and Peterman are about as different as Goofus and Gallant from Highlights magazine, like teef has in his office. Oh wait, teef got rid of Highlights and replaced it with subscriptions to True Crime. 'Aaron Schobel: My Life in Stir!' 🤨 * "Josh Rosen insults organizations that didn't draft him. Nate Peterman washes dishes in the team training camp's kitchen after meals."

Eberflus just dying to march NPeterman up to the Bears #1 QB and say 🎶"Now may I introduce to you, the one and only Justin Fields!"🎵

Who you calling 'turkey'?! 😡 😁

'TG' for 24 November is code for 'tough game'? 🤔

"Screw you guys, and your team! I'm going to Schobel's!"

And the 'Hail Mary' that wasn't. 🤨

I wonder if he was dabbling with the nitrous oxide? 🤔

Excellent strategy on Miami's part. DBs for opposing teams backpedaling at full speed to defend as they do with all the other teams, Tua lobbing wounded ducks under the coverage to his receivers. Absolutely diabolical. 🤔

Visiting teams resorted to their own security measures when playing at Foxboro.

It still beats:

Yeah...did you know Aaron Schobel is in the big house, doing time for human trafficking?! * 🤨🙄

Took some editing, but it was worth it. 👍😁

I hear the restaurant hired Gettleman to make sure the patrons don't ask for second helpings.

Kyler Murray: "Ball, don't fail me now!" Tug Tua: "Hold my beer..."

FFS, probably 30% of the readership here will now believe that verbatim. 🤨

Amazing how he was a rock.