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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. THIS IS A SIGN, SISTERS AND BROTHERS OF BILLS MAFIA! DUKE WILLIAMS DOES THIS ON 7/16!!! * Just pile someone into the Pegulajet and sign this man to the practice squad ASAP! His latest role in garden and seasonal merchandise at the Regina Canadian Tire will let him WFH. * ๐Ÿ˜
  2. Gearing up for a run for political office.
  3. Counting on the allure of KC BBQ, you think? ๐Ÿค” * ๐Ÿ˜
  4. Protein powder and workout 17 lbs, or Nathan's Famous / Joey Chestnut 17 lbs? ๐Ÿค”
  5. There's only one thing worse than a Labatt's '50'. * A warm Labatt's '50'. ๐Ÿ˜
  6. As opposed to what? The American 'sex in a canoe'? ๐Ÿคจ
  7. So that was the QC guy with the 'open to work' sign on his LinkedIn profile...๐Ÿค”
  8. 'Bobby Chandler's Quick-Pickin' N Fun-Strummin' Home Geetar Course'.
  9. Along these lines, the door from the storeroom that doubled as Brandon's 'shagatorium'. It can be burned at a ceremonial bonfire. ๐Ÿ˜
  10. Wilson is apparently not a player. He's a 'play-YAH'. ๐Ÿค”
  11. Hey! Just trying to emulate Joe Namath!
  12. July 10, 2022: Ti-cats did not lose this week in CFL action. (Bye week. ๐Ÿ˜) * In other league action, Duke Williams was good for a TD and a 4 reception game against Ottawa on Friday night. I wonder if his good play is attributed to the fact his Canadian Tire on Thursday unloaded a shipping container of footballs shipped 'bulk'. ๐Ÿค”
  13. ๐Ÿค” * Goofus lines his pockets with extra money from insurance company endorsements. Gallant participated in fundraising efforts for a children's hospital. ๐Ÿ˜
  14. 1. If I am a gambler, I steer clear of this game. ๐Ÿ˜ 2. As Douglas Adams wrote, "put your analyst on danger money." A bit arcane, but the H2G2 fans will 'get it'.
  15. The fix is in. You offer the team physician a package deal on homeowners, automobile, and malpractice insurance, and Baker's a shoo in. ๐Ÿ˜
  16. A large soft drink at Flying J truck stops just went up to $79.95.
  17. Carolina trading for Darnold was 'Jack and the Beanstalk' v. 2.0. Traded a valuable cow for magic beans. * The Mayfield trade in comparison is savvy business. ๐Ÿ˜
  18. A. Who cares?! * Heard from offscreen: "God cares, Day-vee! Ruff!"
  19. Carolina Panthers need to redo the 'I've Been Everywhere' song, but substitute QBs for places. ๐Ÿค”
  20. This is why Jerry left him out of his will. ๐Ÿค”
  21. Haslam tripled the price on Browns gear to help underwrite the Watson deal. ๐Ÿ˜
  22. UB officials: "Now that's just silly!" Syracuse officials: "What suckers...er, um...boosters can help us with this noble goal?"
  23. Was looking for a suitable 'carpenter building a crate' gif, but it's the off season. Thanks for picking up the slack. ๐Ÿ˜
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