Ridgewaycynic2013

If you're not already Mike Schtup, you should send your resume to WGR. Perhaps a bit too football tinged a thread for the afternoon show, but shows creativity. The afternoon show lost that when Greg Bauch left as producer.

I was just playing off the incongruities of your attitude against your screen name. 😁

Then again, OP is the originator of the stadium renderings thread...

"Judge not, lest ye be judged."

His great uncle is a fine banjo player, as well as comedian and comedy writer. * 🤔

Does the fact that Tua's been talking like Flash Bazbo for over a week have anything to do with it? 🤔

Switch the team training table to homogenized whole milk instead of that 2% nonsense. Bones seem too brittle.

Never see Kelvin Benjamin wearing himself out like that...😉

Just pass him off as McKittrick next game, and the league will be none the wiser. * (This is a satirical look at the situation. I would never advocate for a player returning unless cleared by a reputable medical professional. Not this guy:)

What is out of bounds? 1. Criticism of zebras. 2. Calling out the league for different standards of response and discipline for various teams and individual players. * You didn't expect a serious response from me, did you? 🤔🤨

Another clever attempt at a "we picked the wrong Josh!" thread. 😉

I hope that they don't employ as many 'blanket indictments' as some of the previous generations do. 🤨

Replacement team appointed:

'The Defiant Ones' (1958) meets the 'Dumb and Dumber' franchise. Total worldwide box office: $712.17.

Bills front office reading TBD-TSW. Beane will do anything to keep a player away from Belichick. 🤔

Hoover. I suggest he sue Hoover Vacuum Company.

Wasn't disputing the facts, was just commenting on AB's penchant for crass conduct, ala a Springer show topic. 😁

You sure it wasn't Jerry Springer he said?

On the yacht?! 🤔

As for personal and verifiable incidents of concussion, I have none. I did stand up too soon when exiting a machinery pit while ascending stairs years ago, and cracked my hard head on a steel cross beam. Results: 1. My high school Spanish seemed to be more easily recalled. 2. It must have affected my short term memory. I could have sworn I posted to this thread yesterday...🤔🤨

One of my former employers had this system; the contracted security firm's guards were tasked with this, as well as letting workers into the stockroom on 'off shift' periods. Words of advice: NEVER give this responsibility to an OCD pensioner. 😁

Good thinking. How do we work in the shirtless fans into the shot? 🤔

Needz mohr Vrenge Gahnaydeeon. 😁