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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Heard from candidate at combine: "I thought the curtain booth was going to be a guy showing me the 'concussion protocol' procedure!" 😳
  2. That's a rather personal question! 🧐 * That being said, I think Sherlock Holmes keeps track of that stat.
  3. Virgil, I appreciate the offer, but feel those with real football 'schmardts' are best suited for these exercises. Thank you.
  4. A 'squarehead'? 'Squareheads over all!' 😁
  5. Ein skvare head?!? Gott in Himmel!! Skvareheads Über Alles!
  6. You all have seen the whiner and cheap shot artist he is. He will be spitting on burgers as he's preparing them...🤨
  7. See if there's any bowls for CHOW-dah.
  8. I just knew that half-assed tackle attempt by MJ🏈10 of Chandler Jones in the NE-LV game would sink him...🤔
  9. How far downfield is my my second TE expected to run? 🤔
  10. Land lines were always answered in my home, or at least monitored by an answering machine. I rarely answer my cell phone, even if it seems to be a local number. 🤨
  11. Few are aware the second cellular call was from an automated message saying that the judicial authorities in the recipient's area had identified the phone and social security number as being involved in drug trafficking and/or tax evasion. Press 2 to speak to an agent.
  12. Yes, Mr. Weber was in Buffalo for nine years, announcing for the AA and AAA Bisons. Also announced for a number of other sports in WNY in various roles before moving to Nashville.
  13. Leodis 'Oops' McKelvin switched to baseball?! (A tip of the hat to Pete Weber for first using that nickname on Lloyd McClendon.)
  14. Lawd, we'll be so nice? We'll be lovey dovey?
  15. I would suggest Big L Distributors for window replacement, but I think WGR threw out all their useful commercials for sports betting commercials. Then again, it spares us 'cheesy' jingles.
  16. 'What was McDermott’s defense like in Carolina?' * "Sorry, Jamie, I didn't know that pie was for the church bake sale!" - "I only coach defense, not ST!" - "The equipment manager looks after which cleats to pack for road games!"
  17. After that hit, I was somehow reminded of the Sy Sperling - Hairclub for Men commercials. "I'm not only a fan, I'm now the owner!"
  18. 3 of which are planned "GO LONG, JOSH WILL THROW IT TO YOU!" throws.
  19. During a recent password audit, it was found that a user was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why such a long password, he said he was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
  20. Adopt an annoying little brother? 🤔
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