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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Wasn't the same club as the last incident, was it? "OBJ! Willie McG here. Have I got an action spot for you!" 😇 * EDIT: Oh lord, it was, at least if I am reading news reports correctly. * NEW NFL DIRECTIVES: 1. No gambling. 2. No Delilah clubbing. 3. NE gets conditional draft picks.
  2. Could this initial post be provided with 'described text', for those of us 'late to the party'? Nothing too graphic, mind you. 🧐🤔
  3. 50/50 cash draw every home game. Ought to bring in 70-80 clams. (Remember the clams in 'B.C.'?)
  4. Wrong Josh? I thought he went to UCLA, and wore 3? 🤔 * 😇
  5. Just send them Ken Dorsey. That ought to end scary run games... 😁 * >>> "Hey Jalen, how's the arm?" <<< "Hurts!"
  6. Lame Ass Swede?!? You show some respect for Merlin Olsen! 😠 * Oh, and fix your Spell Check.
  7. Just a minute there, Bucko. Watkins lets me shoehorn a 'Seinfeld' reference in almost effortlessly. Sammy 'Fragile Frankie Merman' Watkins. 😁
  8. That sounds like a Sicilian torture...🤔 * Maybe we should ask the 'Sage of All Things Eagles', Merrill Reese? 🤨
  9. That's gold, CS! GOLD! * 😁 Probably outdated with so much ebanking and such, but put the natural gas payment cheque in the electric company envelope, and vice versa. Mail in plenty of time so they're not late. Years ago, the companies would have waived a penalty. Thanks to Joseph Wambaugh's 'The Choirboys' novel for that stunt.
  10. Plus Easter candy can usually be obtained at a discount. * Ralph Wilson might have approved of this post. 🤔
  11. Trent 'Go Short' Edwards would have been at odds with Ken 'Go Long' Dorsey. 🤔
  12. Guilty as charged. 🙁
  13. I still say Patricia designed the (failed) 'Double Home Run Throwback' play that went awry versus the Raiders. 😁
  14. Crumpled newspaper is one of the best drying accelerators to put in wet boots or shoes to absorb moisture.
  15. Subterfuge, posturing, and recon. That, and implanting nanotechnology to sabotage NFC efforts. Resistance is futile. * 🤔
  16. Still posts, at a greatly reduced rate. Issued his signature invective on April 8.
  17. First overcharge = error. Second overcharge = thieving bastages. No further questions, your Honour.
  18. ⬆️He bought the team.
  19. So, Lee Newspapers are not only bad journalists, they're crooks! 🤨
  20. Oh, the Raiders will eventually be back. They're the NFL's version of Halley's Comet. 😁
  21. Definitely not a babushka guy, that boy. More a California almond growing, straw hat wearing sort.
  22. So, if I get a '0' jersey, how do you all feel about me getting a 'HE HATE ME' nameplate on it? 🤔
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