Ridgewaycynic2013

'Wise and complex', my ass! I just know people who lived in New England, and according to them, Haffenreffer makes Genny Screamers seem like Dom Pérignon 1996.

Should have opted for 'The Green Death': Haffenreffer.

Looks like time for Paul Harvey's quote: "And now you know.........the REST of the story!" * It's also interesting the number of board members still posting that this is a possibility, long after it being disproven.

The league doesn't want a larger potential audience for that impending debacle.

Soon...little, uh, Beane here won't be able to get a DB for his McDermott.

"Pay that mahn hees mah-nee."

Did you have a seizure while typing this? 🤔

All three. Hey hey hey!

I remember a picture from training camp... I think.

She always seemed to play the character kind of bitchy. Noel Neill's Lois seemed much more likeable.

I thought he grew pistachios. Now you tell me he's selling soda pop? 🤔

There's more money staying at home, and selling Beans on toast, Fish and chips, and Bangers and mash.

Eagles signed the Martian Manhunter?! That is some serious extraterrestrial ballin'!

How about kicked? 🌟MJ🏈10🌟 might need a new gig after this season. He's a natural at it.

'Green screen'? On Earth 616 bisons are the dominant quadruped? Underwritten by Flying Bison Brewing Co.? 🤔 😉

It's Pole, and I am none. German, Austrian, Dutch (wooden shoes, wooden head, wouldn't listen). Although the Austrian bunch was figured out to really be Hungarian since they were born before the borders were redrawn.

Texas Man. 'Florida Man' with less meth, more alcohol equals 'Texas Man'.

Anyone else notice 'Baumer' is pronounced exactly like 'bomber' is pronounced? 🤨

You can't win at pocket pool, Mac. The referee's a prick.

New product endorsement for 🌟MJ🏈10🌟 to shill for. 😁

You want excitement? Bring back CJ Spill'em for a two yard gain on thirty seven yards of juking and jiving. Plus the always thrilling question "Can he hold onto the ball?"

One Bills Live. No Frelund. * Week 1: How to catch Maddy talking about you before her segment. Try a microphone in the hors d'oeuvers. * Week 2: How to blend sedatives into your cooking. Greg Brown joins as a test subject. * Week 3: Getting Tasker to put out the cigar at the dinner table. * Week 4: Showing some TBDers how aerosol cheese is applied to taco chips.

Jordan 'I know nuth-INK' Schultz got it wrong. Fournette is signing autographs at the butcher where he gets his buffalo meat steaks and burgers. Now, anyone want to set me up with an 'X' account and a podcast? 🤔😁