Captain_Quint

Alligator gar. And dont worry, its like trying to bring a circular saw to the surface. Only happens every once in awhile. Most of the time they just frustrate the hell out of you. Jaws are like bone, so you cant catch em. Have to snag them or use a bow (which is more of a texas thing).

Howard would be good, because Shirl could finally get a jersey with her mans name on the back of it.

Makes sense. Whaley probably knew that they were gonna release Carp anyway at the end of the year, so whats the point? Unless Christie is a kicking coach (which I dont think he is) I understand where Bills mgmt was comong from. Thanks, but no thanks. Dead man walking.

Ill net 70lbs of shrimp by the close of business on Friday. Then spend saturday getting drunk and setting bush hooks for catfish and sell that to my horrible neighbors. For fun, I try and snag gar fish, bring them to the surface and blow them up with a sawed off 20 gauge. The smell and oil of the gar brings the catfish in from miles away towards the bush hooks. Grew up bass fishing in Western PA and steelhead in Gowanda, but when I moved south, took it to another level.

Who cares. We pay enough for tickets, let these beasts battle to the death.

Yeah, but its more drastic and outlandish to say they have to fit 45 players into $20million than to tell the boring truth.

Ugh....and we all know schisms lead to chasms. This wont end well for anyone except Tyrod, because apples grow better than pears in WNY.

Sources deep within...

Graybeard, with all due respect, have you been watching our special teams? Sandbum looks like someone filled his legs with Quikrete. Its like hes playing blindfolded dodgeball with Colton Schmidt on more than half the punts. This was him throwing out the first pitch at a game a few years back:

Wasnt he available last year too? Was he released or FA?

Sandbourne had this coming for a few years. In fact, he probably was the reason for the decline in special teams. He had a free ride to stardom, and now is finding out what happens when you put it on cruise control. I advocated pretty hard for Jimmy 'Snap Back' Landis last year, and everyone said Cinnaborn still had life left in him. Time to eat some crow, unless you feel like this isnt someone you want on the final 53: https://youtu.be/VusALLJlvaE

I think this points more towards the WNY revitalization than anything else. Next up, Peace Bridge and Bass Pro Shop.

Yeah, but there is some middle ground. You could get a sirloin from Longhorn with some killer sides, a talented dline, and a 22oz beer for the same price.

Tomatoes are tough down here. Years back I tried for about 5yrs straight, each year with more effort to stop the bugs. I tried pesticides (alot. Way too much. Probably took years off my life from the ones that did make it). I tried netting, hanging them upside down, etc. I finally gave up. Ive been told that in the south, you either have the right spot to do it or not. My neighbor grows them by the bushel and gives me some every year. He does them with biodynamic gardening (i.e, a pile of $hit). Each year he does one plant that yields thousands and is anywhere from 6-10ft.

Dwight Shrute-like ambition.

I havent watched that in a long time. Never gets old...

I certainly dont envy the job that you have to do around here to keep things running smoothly. However, as you (and pretty much everyone else has said), this was a no brainer.

Vegas is high fiving this morning because he only lasted 3 days. Lol

Thats amazing! Maybe this guy has what it takes after all... And I guess, to answer his original question in the thread title, no Johnny, you cant.

False. The Coens make the movies (and shows) what they are. Hard to believe that someone doesnt know who they are, but just in case youre serious, take a look through their book of work. Classics like Big Lebowski, Fargo (movie and show), No Country for Old Men, Raising Arizona, True Grit, Bad Santa, etc

Alright slick, we've had about enough of your guff around here.

The important people have shared the rules, and the curtious ones have welcomed you. From Quint, youll only get exactly what you deserve. Rambling, often hurtful, mostly incoherent pot shots while Im high on PCP or drunk on the shrimp boat. Looking forward to it! Welcome everyone!

You had Chan at dog poop. Old high school nickname.

No we hate Whaley plenty, just not as much as you for starting this thread.

I think the most pressing need right now is an official fan message board.