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  1. Captain_Quint
    I missed it. How many times did he say 'privy'?
  2. Captain_Quint
    His last move as a GM. Take that, Buffalo!
  3. Captain_Quint
    Yeah, he broke into his brothers house and forged a bunch of documents to win a client for his girlfriend, Kim.
  4. Captain_Quint
    Its a pretty complex situation and question. That said, the best option is to chain her up in the basement. Ignore the workouts, but do the rest of what people have already suggested (Arbys, cigars, etc). Sit down each night with her in the dungeon and talk about your day while wearing a pig mask.
  5. Captain_Quint
    False. Its a Whatchamacallit.
  6. Captain_Quint
    Any news on this? Was dinner good?
  7. Captain_Quint
    Id do her
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    Is this so that everyone goes to heaven?
  9. Captain_Quint
    Thats like saying that Trent should be starting over JP.
  10. Captain_Quint
    Thats awesome. Someone wheel Buddy Nix over from the Ponderosa early bird special to say hi.
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    Andy Reid on the other hand.....
  12. Captain_Quint
    Thats ashame. Moving on....
  13. Captain_Quint
    Pats, but do Johns Roast Pork instead.
  14. Captain_Quint
    "Sean, can you give the delivery guy your credit card info? Overdorf cut mine up."
  15. Captain_Quint
    Well, he wasnt privy, but he probably had an inkling.
  16. Captain_Quint
    This is the truth. Andy "Big Love" Reid is good until it counts. Then he blows the game, and his son gets hooked on heroin. Crunch time isnt his thing, and coincidentially, neither are crunches.
  17. Captain_Quint
    The picture could have been smaller. Kind of a spectacle, and of course it happened during the Bills pick. "Here, carry this goofy wall hanging down those steps and be real loud. The Bills pick next."
  18. Captain_Quint
    Reid doesnt win superbowls. He stumbles his way into the playoffs and loses. Thats kind of his thing. His shortsighted decision to trade away 1st round picks pretty much confirms that hes washed up.
  19. Captain_Quint
    Damn...youve been up all night posting about this nobody and Andy Reid over and over again? Whats wrong with you?
  20. Captain_Quint
    I like a nice kabanosy and wash it down with a bloody krupniok.
  21. Captain_Quint
    Ill be making fun of all you fools in the shoutbox.
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    Couldnt you tell? He's always wearing short sleeves and a tie. 3/4 of you must really hate the other 1/4.
  24. Captain_Quint
    Kim: 'Doug, did you sign all these fullbacks?" Doug: 'Seemingly. Seemingly. To the untrained eye....'
  25. Captain_Quint
    "Kujo showed up, but was naked and kept trying to climb the fence."
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