Captain_Quint

Hes just running late. He'll be here soon.

Is it past the point of just sleeping with her to change her mind?

Despite the sore hand, subsequent arrest, and loss of a girlfriend, the worst part of that guys day is still that he works at Applebees.

Was all of you stuff out of the apt when the walkthrough took place? Or was something concealing the damage that she missed the first time? (I.e. behind a piece of furniture, under a rug) Leases usually state that the funds wont be released until the inspection is done, so I wouldnt worry about getting the signed walkthrough paperwork as being the end-all. To me, her releasing the security (the money) absolves you of liability unless there was some attempt to cover it up during the walkthrough. But Im an idiot, so lawyer up. The good news is that youve got the TBD braintrust working on it for you (myself, Exiled, teef, etc) so nothing to worry about.

Hes currently in time out, for his latest crusade. I just know that somewhere, hes yelling at a wall about QBR.

Just buy the Readi-Whip like everyone else, you uppity &!#/*

I pictured Boyst as more of a pig man, but I guess variety is the spice of life!

Exactly. Except that Lorax actually produced last year. And there is no reason to have 2 old men running around out there. Sticking with Lorax was the smart move, even if theyre both old.

If teams want to change their logos and team names, it should be on their own accord. Any publicity (positive or negative) should be the results of their choices, not a court order.

They had to remove the upper decks to get Rex and Rob outta there. This was the next option:

The drones will be powered by positive thinking.

Liar.

Plain and simple, he was in over his head when he was here. He never got a chance to really dig in, but that was his choice, and he knew he wasnt ready, too. From bringing in Hackett, to the poor oline play, the play calling, etc. He might do it with Coughlins help this time around, but the timing wasnt right when he was with us.

I have zero issues with this statment.

Closure is important. Almost as important as chinos and creme fraiche.

RIP ....

+1

Unrelated note: How about that fat chick on American Pickers with all the tattoos? Who's railin her, and how do I get in on it??

Makes sense. Poe spent half the 1840s in Philly. Too great of a coincidence to ignore. But my question is why didnt anyone draw this simple conclusion BEFORE we spent 200 pages on it?

Apparently she owns that place with the giant pink flamingo on it in Baltimore. We really should have seen this one coming.

Interesting what he said about the Maclin non-signing: "Whyd we even try to sign that guy? Everyone knows that he wears denim and had AIDS once."

Paattmaann wears only chinos, kirbys going out for wings tonight, jeffismagicthegathering is still banned, and Maclin was in some weird portal in the Baltimore airport that nobody knew existed (except for Paaattmaannns friends who also only wear chinos). Oh yeah and ..... SCOTTLAW IS BACK!!!!

Lets ramp it up, boys! Looks like we got ourselves some from fish! #nassibwatch2017

Lets kick the wheels on Decker. Hes a more complete receiver anyway.