Captain_Quint

You mean the gato from Los Gatos? That was 2007.

I buried a hooker up that way a few years back. Nice girl, but a horrible drunk. As others said, very quiet place.

Ill be there.

1yr deal for Barnridge with the empty promise of a longterm deal after the season. We test the waters with Clay this year and his knee. Next offseason, we pull the rug out from under one of them and screw em.

Love the Lorax. Glad he's still here.

Tyra Banks

Shrimp. Pulled out this morning.

He was a big loss like Karlos Williams was a big loss last offseason. On paper, they both produced TDs and came up big in short yardage situations. But both of their biggest assets are that they are a different style than Shady. I really feel like we can find someone else to plug in this year to get the same production that these guys gave us for the last 2 seasons.

I just ask if they want to get a drink. Fat chicks need love, too.

I think they might be telling you that so you leave them alone.

Those are harsh words, even for you, Putin.

He threw for 10 tds in high school. Smokescreen for the LB position. He's here to push Tyrod.

'The Legend of Jalen Robinette' grows...

One of the things that I liked was when Beane said was that hes trying to bring in young guys who want to eventually become GMs. I know thats what alot of GMs say, but its articles and opinions like this one that give hope that we're moving in a new direction. Itd be nice to be known as a team that prefers fresh talent evaluators and front office people to the old dinosaurs that have been roaming OBD for years.

This thread is worse than the one when you wanted to buy a smart car.

Before I can answer, Ill need to know how many hectors your auto gets with a full tank of kerosene. Once I have that, we can run a break even analysis to see if the extra 15000 loonies is worth it.

Hes in the backroom whipping himself.

"Shes a stupid model, with a kids brain! How could she know what shes talking about??"

Russ Brandon heading up the search for a new dog and vows, 'no stone left unturned'.

Hed be an upgrade to Miller, who is still on his rookie deal. But I dont think we do it at this point, and we roll with Richie and Miller.

I missed it. How many times did he say 'privy'?

His last move as a GM. Take that, Buffalo!

Yeah, he broke into his brothers house and forged a bunch of documents to win a client for his girlfriend, Kim.

Its a pretty complex situation and question. That said, the best option is to chain her up in the basement. Ignore the workouts, but do the rest of what people have already suggested (Arbys, cigars, etc). Sit down each night with her in the dungeon and talk about your day while wearing a pig mask.