My feet are actually good man feet. No hair, nice heel.
I just choose to keep them covered in public.
Go Canes. At least we know they have the most badass punter in the country.
1. If you’re a man, you can’t wear flip flops in public outside of parks and beaches.
If I see you wearing sandals/flip flops on a plane, or in a restaurant, I reserve the right to punch your dick.