Sorry to hear about the sciatica. I had a tinge of it years ago, and I sure was happy when it faded away!
On another note, I think @Simon not only “can” repeat the Calipari story, but it should become a TBD Tradition to kick of the NCAA Tournament. Like the Night Before Christmas. Not quite the scale of the home opener tailgate, but still, a fine opportunity for a new tradition. Calipari deserves it, he’s that special.