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Jauronimo

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  1. Araiza is a free agent and cannot be forced to sign with Buffalo as restitution to IronMaidenBills who was deprived of a year of watching punting.
  2. I will fax you the receipt for the condoms I didnt use (becuase they were too small!) and the ticket stubs from Toy Story 4 which I don't even remember because we were making out the whole time!
  3. Hes likely going to have to miss a day of training for his court date. Either that or he'll have to buy postage to accept a guilty plea and mail a check. Updates to come as more news breaks on this shocking development!
  4. I too have had sex. And it was pretty hot.
  5. There really aren't that many poorly aged tweets in that sample.
  6. If there was any evidence of declining performance then maybe Tipster would have a point. But there isn't. So its just pure speculation of the baseless variety which was then backtracked into some statement of his discomfort with Josh's poses or outfit. That type of thing will draw criticism, as it should.
  7. Watson was traded immediately after criminal charges were dropped and the civil lawsuits remained open. https://www.nfl.com/news/texans-qb-deshaun-watson-expected-to-be-traded-to-browns
  8. Can't you just go with the flow of my lame joke? Someone right now is drafting an epic rant about gender identification and the downfall of western society and its all your fault. I highly doubt a civil case will deter any team from signing Araiza at this point given the outcome of the criminal investigation.
  9. He may be husband or boyfriend material but definitely not wife material.
  10. They're also not wife or girlfriend material.
  11. Would you trade Breece Hall for Araiza and a backup guy?
  12. Old enough to know that you do not disrespect the Wu Tang Clan.
  13. I don't think grand standing and taking a victory lap because our former punter looks to be clear of legal consequences is exactly occupying the moral high ground. Lots of room for improvement all the way around.
  14. Are you thirsty for more hollow corporate speech?
  15. That "farm" had batting cages, a home theater set up, and a roller coaster out back. All the kids in town would stay over since it was the place to be. This isn't your aunt sally discovering her sexuality out in the tall grass of the old family cucumber patch. Allen Farms was basically Six Flags and all the kid knows is C.R.E.A.M. - cash rules everything around me.
  16. And soup isn't as hot as it used to be! Nothing to do but sit back and pray that a sinkhole will swallow us up.
  17. Would you say Britt or Jordan Palmer was more responsible for shaping Josh into the QB he is today? Its too close to call, in my opinion.
  18. So your point isn't about commercial success and if its a distraction from football. For clarity you should retitle the thread "I don't like Josh's poses and clothes!"
  19. America is still the land of 15th chances if you're talented. I know you just want to bloviate about all the many ills of society but suggesting NFL players don't get second chances is a particularly bad point.
  20. You think his posing is compromising his ability to "run through defenders"?
  21. They're mostly concerned that Jimmy G isn't very good and doesn't play if his jersey is too scratchy.
  22. There is no bigger sign that a player is more concerned with the trappings of celebrity than their play on the field than when they start cutting videos for ISIS.
  23. I got banned from Bills reddit for my views on Vietnam. Also, I was stealing projectors.
  24. Thats not important. What is important is that we as a group donated enough money to get media attention thus proving that we are not a bunch of low class bums.
  25. Chop up that christmas ham and stuff it in your ears and you won't have to hear anything you don't want to hear ever again.
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