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I think breaking up with the Virgin Mary would be justified. “Pregnant, you say? Yeah … so … you haven’t put out ONCE, so tell me … how you got a bun in the oven?” Then she ends up naming the baby after the effin’ lawn guy? Who the hell WOULDN’T dump her??

I don’t need no sugar. I’m already sweet enough!!

This could be a fun game! Play along!! How old were you when the first game was played? What was you best friend’s name in high school? What was your first pet’s name? What is your mother’s maiden name? BONUS: What are the last 4 digits of your social security number? Post your answers here so we can have some off-season fun!!!

Nobody ruins baseball more than EAPN with that guy who always sounds like he’s got 4 pounds of phlegm lodged in his throat. Can’t hit the mute button fast enough. And Scott Van Pelt is one of the creepiest men alive. Can’t even look at him.

Fun fact: If you were to add the Orioles’ entire payroll to the Yankees’ payroll, the Yankees would STILL be #2 in the league to the Mets. The top 3 payrolls, NYM, NYY, SD - will likely all miss the playoffs.

Mitch Morse Code.

Oh, believe me … I’m watching. Brutal is right. And I would have scored that a passed ball.

QB calling plays and HC running the defense. What could possibly go wrong??

It’s going to be an exponentially better, albeit barely affordable, game day experience for fans attending games. I doubt building a Super Bowl destination was ever part of the goal. As someone said further upstream, don’t nobody wanna visit western NY in February.

KC BUF PHI SF CIN I have Cinci 5th solely because of Burrow’s calf. Otherwise, I’d have them 2nd.

I could see some people taking exception to the word “mafia” being up on the wall. Right or wrong (I personally don’t care), I think they’d be wise to stay away from it. If nothing else, take the murderer’s name off. Please. Lots of deserving players to replace it.

I will never, ever understand Jimmy Buffet love. Godawful.

While I do maintain that he was horrible last year, I will say that there may be some hope for him because he’s a smart dude. Crazy athleticism with nothing going on between the ears will get you Lamont. Fun to watch, but don’t plan on getting deep into the postseason. I guess with a decent supporting cast and coaching, Fields could be much better than what he’s shown this far.

Depends on the position, too, IMO. He was the 11th pick. As a QB who’s picked that early, one should expect him to be “good” and have some “upside” by the end of year two. He was atrocious last year.

But his only skill is running. He’s not big enough to sustain that style of play.

I feel like fields is one of the worst quarterbacks I’ve ever seen play in the nfl. He is absolutely horrible.

Based on his whopping 5.6 attempts/game?

You might be a degenerate gambler … If you place bets on preseason NFL games.

I’d be interested to see the entire ranking, rather than cherry pick one team.

My game is the game of love.

I forgot where we had deep dish in Chicago a couple years ago, but it was fantastic! I’ll figure it out and edit.

I seriously worry about Tua. I could go on about how his geek, dick head coach put winning above health, but we all know that story. Tua seems like he’s a fine young man and his brain has taken an absolute beating over the past couple years. The last thing I want to see is him helped/carted off the field with another head injury.

Where do their playoff wins since 2000 rank?

Sounds like a sticky situation.

Absolute legend. RIP.