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Clearly fandom of success doesn’t “breed” intelligence.

I draft Vontae Mack. No matter what.

It’s like an “if they mated” between the charging buffalo and the buffaslug.

Is one to assume by your tired, feeble, and oh-so-played-out Rob Johnson hatred and your Matt Foley reference that the past you’re living in is somewhere between mid 90s and early 2000s? Seems like an odd choice of times to ruminate over, but maybe it’s just me. If coach had only put you in in the fourth quarter, you’d be state champions, right? Sorry if the reference is a little too recent for you. Anyway, carry on...

I was surprised to find that rocks could get concussed. Way to live up to the lofty expectations of your screen name.

No. And I hope he skips the broadcast booth, as well. Too many Pats*** ballwashing former Pats*** already. Hearing his mindless twaddle ruining broadcasts would be similar torture to watching him play.

[This is an automated response]. Before starting a new thread, please use the search function to see if the thread topic is being discussed elsewhere. A simple search would have unearthed at least 2-3 other pointless threads where OPs were showing off their lack of insight. This tripe would have fit seamlessly in any one of them.

It would appear, in addition to a bad case of copremesis, the OP also suffers a full on fecal identity crisis.

Wes, Julian, Danny... I’ve been such a lucky girl to have so many tasty little white boys to choose from. MMMM-hhhmmmm.

Paying a visit to Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

Is in a barbershop quartet with GnocchiBob, CouscousPhil, and RicepilafEd.

^Prior to settling on “Just Jack,” spent weeks watching Will and Grace to get the mannerisms down so that he felt worthy of the designation.

You do realize the phrase is “ceases to amaze,” right? I love the smell of a malapropism insulting one’s intelligence in the morning.

^Went with the screen name “Fadingpain” so that other posters would not waste their pitty on him, when he knows deep down inside the pain is still very real and very much alive.

No thanks. If he’s lucky enough to get us to the Super Bowl you just know he’s in for a wardrobe malfunction, and no one wants to see that.

Cue the Teddy Bruschi and Rodney Harrison ball washing in... 3... 2... 1 I’m already nauseous and annoyed at the thought.

Gotta say, threatening to kill Ian Rapaport made AH go up a notch in my book. To be clear, that puts him at notch 1, but still, you know we’ve all wanted to threaten that little weasel.

Punching the clown Roughing up the suspect

...to think this has been edited.

^His screen name, contrary to popular belief, is a reference to his favorite cat, Ferguson, whom he buried in the old Micmac burial ground after he died. Unfortunately, the ground is sour. Sometimes dead is better, BBF.

... the square root of 7?

Robert Woods is %#^*€#g crazy!

Prefers “opossum” to “possum” for her favorite pie recipe, owing to a mishap with a wallaby and an ensuing mistrust of all things Australian.