Johnny Hammersticks

In New England there’s this funny love-hate sentiment toward tourists. Here in Vermont we very much rely on tourism for our economy, yet it seems that everyone always complains about the tourists. They’re rude, they drive too slow, they drive too fast, etc... It’s bizarre and I don’t really understand it.

I’m not saying you’re right or you’re wrong, but I find your candor interesting. My wife started on a gluten and dairy free diet after giving birth to our 2nd child. She has a myriad of conditions including Celiac. I’ll admit when she first told me I was very skeptical, but I have seen what happens to her when she has even a little bit of gluten. It makes her very, very ill. It’s a very real and horrible thing, and I have empathy for those who truly suffer from Celiac. That said, I think there are a lot of folks who just choose to not eat gluten because it’s “a thing.” We were at a lacrosse tournament for our son in Mass this summer. There were about 6 or 7 families staying at the same hotel and a bunch of the parents were hanging around the pool while the kids were swimming and playing. I decided to order some pizzas for the group because we were drinking and no one wanted to drive anywhere. I knew my wife needed a small gluten free with just sauce, meat and veggies. Turns out, only 4 adults out of 13/14 that were there okay with “real” pizza! Everyone else was GF! Was this always the case and folks with celiac or gluten sensitivity just suffered in silence? Is this overblown? I don’t know what to make of this GF phenomenon. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Correlation, not causation. Guys with neatly manicured junk are far more likely to “seal the deal” with a chick. Hence more likely to acquire a STD from getting so much pelt. These full bush guys, once they get the ladies in the bedroom and disrobe, send the girls running for the hills. Most effective form of birth control 😂 Exiled, I bet you have an enormous muff, don’t you?

That’s what happens when you got off the juice and you don’t work out. He-hooters.

My eyes!! 👀

Chemical castration seems like an appropriate consequence.

Good god man! Please keep that thing away from your tender bits! So, you’re Ken doll clean down there?! 😱 Do you shave your coin purse with that thing too?! 😱 I prefer rubbing alcohol for that clean, cool feeling 😎

I just use the ol’ beard and mustache trimmer. No need to get anything fancy. Very carefully trim around my ball bag, and then put on the adjustable guard and take down my bush a bit. You guys who claim to not keep your junk hair trimmed are crazy. Chicks don’t like the Borat look.

That’s really cool!

Untold: Crimes and Penalties on Netflix is amazing. Highly recommended.

Was a senior in college. Woke up at around 11am after a long night at the bar. Walked out in the hall of my dorm to head to the shower and saw people sobbing in the hallway. Didn’t think much about it in my hung-over state until I got to the cafeteria for lunch and realized what had happened. Crazy.

I work with one. He’s always miserable and never stops complaining. After I got to know him well enough, I felt comfortable pointing his Debbie Downer tendencies in a funny way. He’s still a constant buzz kill, but at least now I can call him out and we laugh about it and lighten the mood.

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I watched every one of Spencer Brown’s snaps again. He was very, very good against Khalil Mack. Dominated him, really. He also impressed me on one play “looking for work” at the second level on run/screen plays. Pancaked a LB nicely.

Doesn’t mean I have to like it. Going to be the downfall of major college sports, IMO. Schools like Syracuse just can’t compete with the likes of these colossal SEC/BIG10/PAC12 schools.

Yeah, smart move by him for the dollars 💵. I don’t blame him one bit. He wants a recruitment with NIL in place. Turning NCAA recruitment into more of a meat market. Forget the G-League idea for high level prospects, now they can make 6 figures by choosing the school that offers the best marketing/exposure. Same reason Chance Westry has wanted to play for Cuse all his life, but is going to commit to a school like LSU or Bama. Sweet 😒

Kamari Lands decommits 😢 Full court press now on Dominic Barlow and Chris Bunch 🤷🏻‍♂️

Has the name of a vet CB we would appreciate even been mentioned? I think the FA market is pretty much tapped out at this point 🤷🏻‍♂️

Gross. Dentures are an immediate deal breaker 🤮

It’s on the list. Just started watching The Walking Dead. About 4 episodes in. We’ll need a few shows to shuffle in. White Lotus looks interesting.

Based on the stuff I saw from Copeland this summer, I’m as high on him as I’ve ever been. He has a very well rounded skill set and improved immensely as a ball handler. He’s also a 6’6” kid with room to grow into his frame. A year at IMG with elite coaching, facilities and competition will also surely help his development.

Justin Taylor will be joining Quadir Copeland at IMG for their senior seasons. Love it 😊

Cargo shorts. They may not currently be in style for the 4” inseam millennials, but I know if I’m going to battle zombies or the taliban, I can keep lots of supplies in those pockets.

Loved Mare of Easttown, but the ending (IMO) was so all over the damn place. Love me some twists and turns, but the last couple episodes seemed like they were written by M Night Shyamalan on a meth bender. That said, I would be all in for a season 2.

I never pee in pools because there’s this chemical in there that turns the water red if you do. Surprised no one posting in this thread is aware of this.