6th Annual "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Competition

[jonramz]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* L

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints L

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins L

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets W

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers L

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans L

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars W

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) W

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* L

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons L

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts W

 

8-8! a 1 game improvement

[Paddy]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots W

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints W

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins W

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets W

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers W

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans W

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans W

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars W

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) W

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots W

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons W

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts W

 

ALL THE WAY!!!

[bills_fan]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* L

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints W

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins L

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets W

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers L

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans W

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars W

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) L

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* W

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons L

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts W

 

10-6

[IDBillzFan]

How 'bout a U.S. citizen living in Japan? And I googled ACORN and have no idea what you're talking about there.

 

Great contest, by the way. I assume nobody has ever won? Still, you're putting yourself on the line. Terrific stuff, even if I don't get in.

You're welcome to join in.

[Gene Frenkle]

I love the contest rules, but this might have to be moved to PPP if you add many more. I'm going for the $150 Spread-the-Wealth clause by picking a win against the Patriots* in week 1.

 

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* W

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints L

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins L

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets L

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers L

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans W

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars W

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) W

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots *L

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons L

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts W

 

9-7 - I hope we get at least one more, but of course it's more likely that we get exactly two less.

[Philly McButterpants]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* W

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints L

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins W

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets W

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers L

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans L

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars W

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) W

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* L

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons L

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts L

 

9-7 Overall with another late season swoon to ruin our holidays.

[stuckincincy]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* W

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints L

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins W

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets W

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers L

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans L

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars W

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) W

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* L

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons L

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts L

 

9-7 Overall with another late season swoon to ruin our holidays.

 

Another 5 - 1 start. Don't be so cruel!

[Ball'n]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* L

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints W

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins L

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets W

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers L

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans W

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars L

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) W

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* W

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons W

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts L

 

10-6, unlikely but hey might as well be optimistic.

[EZC-Boston]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* W

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints W

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins L

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets L

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers L

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans W

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars W

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) L

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* L

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons L

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts L

[Acantha]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* (L)

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (W)

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints (L)

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ miami dolphins (L)

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns (W)

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets (W)

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers (L)

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans (W)

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans (L)

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars (W)

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 miami dolphins (W)

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) (L)

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs (W)

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* (L)

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons (W)

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts (L)

 

8-8

[LeviF]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* L

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints W

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins L

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets W

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers W

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans L

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars W

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) L

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* L

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons W

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts L

[CarolinaBillsFan]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* w

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers w

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints w

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins w

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns w

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets w

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers l

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans w

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans w

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars w

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins w

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) w

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs w

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* w

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons l

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts w

 

14-2, DARE TO BE A DREAMER!

[KD in CA]

• A new twist for this year only will be what I will call The Spread The Wealth Factor. If, by some bizarre and random chance you win the $500 certificate, we reserve the right to only give you a certificate worth $350, and take the remaining $150 certificate and randomly give it to one of the people who was wiped out in Week 1 because they deserve a part of what you earned simply because it's apparently the neighborly thing to do. If you are an elected official, you will be exempt from this rule because somehow your wealth is different from everyone else's.

Well that ought to appeal to a lot of people. Gotta pay your fair share I suppose.

 

Ha! First Beotches!

 

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots L

And immediately DQd for failing to use the required asterisk. READ THE RULES!

 

Anyhoo...on to the picks:

 

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* L

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints L

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins L

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets L

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers L

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans L

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars W

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) W

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* L

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons L

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts L

 

6-10

[thebandit27]

Fun topic!

 

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* L

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints W

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins L

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets L

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers L

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans L

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars W

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins L

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) W

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* L

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons L

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts W

 

That's right, 7-9...didn't mean for it to be this way, just what I think.

[sven233]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* W

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints W

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins W

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets W

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers W

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans W

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans W

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars W

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) W

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* W

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons W

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts W

 

 

16-0 BABY!!!!! TO BECOME 19-0 AFTER WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!

 

GONNA BE A SPECIAL YEAR!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Avenger]

More than 75% of people think the Bills are going to have a winning record for the first time since 2004? Really? And even more surprsing, I see lots of people predicting double digit wins, something the Bills haven't done since 1999. Man, some serious homers here...

 

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* - L

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - L

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints - W

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins -L

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns - W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets - L

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers - L

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans - L

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans - L

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - W

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins - W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) - L

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs - W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* - L

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons - L

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts - L

[steve74b]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* - L

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints - W

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins - W

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns - W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets - W

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers - L

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans - W

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans - W

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - L

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins - W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) - L

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs - W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* - L

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons - W

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts - L

 

10 - 6

[udonkey]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* - L

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints - W

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins - W

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns - W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets - W

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers - L

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans - L

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans - W

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - L

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins - W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) - L

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs - W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* - W

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons - L

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts - W

 

10-6...PLEASE?

[UConn James]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* --- Loss

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers --- Win

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints --- Win

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins --- Loss

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns --- Win

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets --- Loss

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers --- Loss

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans --- Win

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans --- Loss

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars --- Loss

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins --- Win

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) --- Win

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs --- Win

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* --- Loss

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons --- Loss

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts --- Loss

[ChasBB]

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* L

Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W

Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints W

Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins L

Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W

Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets W

Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers W

Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans W

Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE

Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L

Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars L

Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W

Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) W

Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W

Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* W

Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons W

Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts L