CJPearl2 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Here's the rumor: Our team will continue to be sh-------. We will keep our sh------- coach, and our sh------- stadium will continue to be named after our cheap and sh------- owner. And our fans will continue to buy tickets and merchandise while I, Ralph Wilson, take the money, cry poor, and stay 20 mil under the salary cap. The best part of the rumor: I, Ralph Wilson, will never die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billfan63 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 I was in a stall in the Detroit airport and Ralph walked in and occupied the stall next to me. He started foot tapping, I don't know what this means and I don't what to start rumors but,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 See I try to inform true Bills fans and you sh-- on the thread......so be it! no shittin marauder, well, not too much anyway Just too much 'nothingness' in what you heard. Could be naming rights. Could be selling the team. Could be he's pissed at officiating on Sunday. Could be he wants out of the Toronto deal. Could be he wants to change the teams uniforms. Could be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardFan Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Take it for what its worth...... But was at a local sports store in my area, amazing Bills fans that own the store, they have inside knowledge from a person that went to school with their daughter said the following: "The heard Mr. Wilson has gone right to the NFL about something, and I guess its pretty huge" They wouldnt go any further then that. Like I said take it for what its worth.....I know what I heard and I know the people that own the store very well....... Now as to what Ralph Wilson went to the NFL about I have no idea, the sale of the team? Maybe.......But right now it has not been reported. Fire away at the " i know someone who knows someones" blah blah blah....... Like I said its a reliable source and I will leave it at that....... If anyone has heard something about this or similar please share more information cause at this moment its all I have. Beautiful! If it's true it's worthless info. If it's a troll it's not good enough. Glad to know our state tax dollars are going to the cream of the crop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maguire's Beer Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Now as to what Ralph Wilson went to the NFL about I have no idea RW: Roger, I've got an update on Operation Toonie. RG: Yes, Mr. Wilson? I'm all ears. God knows we need to start pushing this along -- after three years of JauronBall you're still selling out every game in Buffalo. Meanwhile, we could barely sell out our Toronto showcase! RW: No problem, young man. I'm issuing a statement today indicating not only that I'm keeping Jauron . . . RG (excited): Yes? Yes? RW: But that I might be keeping the entire offensive staff. In the name of continuity. RG: Ohhhh, that's brilliant. There's no way that you'll be able to sell tickets in Orchard Park next year -- and that brings the Canadianizing process one year closer. Still, though -- I really do think you should resign JP Losman. You know, just to really crush their spirit . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve In Atlanta 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Here's the rumor: Our team will continue to be sh-------. We will keep our sh------- coach, and our sh------- stadium will continue to be named after our cheap and sh------- owner. And our fans will continue to buy tickets and merchandise while I, Ralph Wilson, take the money, cry poor, and stay 20 mil under the salary cap. The best part of the rumor: I, Ralph Wilson, will never die. Hey Skooby??? Does your "BMW that is worth more than the average house in Buffalo" have a little computer in it like "Knight Rider" where you get your "information?" Didnt you say your "informant" told you Dick was fired? Didnt you agree to never post again if you were wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Maybe it was just like the CBA agreement, but this time Ralph was saying, "I don't understand what I just did." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Take it for what its worth...... But was at a local sports store in my area, amazing Bills fans that own the store, they have inside knowledge from a person that went to school with their daughter said the following: "The heard Mr. Wilson has gone right to the NFL about something, and I guess its pretty huge" They wouldnt go any further then that. Like I said take it for what its worth.....I know what I heard and I know the people that own the store very well....... Now as to what Ralph Wilson went to the NFL about I have no idea, the sale of the team? Maybe.......But right now it has not been reported. Fire away at the " i know someone who knows someones" blah blah blah....... Like I said its a reliable source and I will leave it at that....... If anyone has heard something about this or similar please share more information cause at this moment its all I have. What kind of car do you drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Maybe it was just like the CBA agreement, but this time Ralph was saying, "I don't understand what I just did." he wants a do over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve In Atlanta 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 I was in a stall in the Detroit airport and Ralph walked in and occupied the stall next to me.He started foot tapping, I don't know what this means and I don't what to start rumors but,,, you didnt take the opportunity to give that ^@@&o!* a swirlee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Ralph is going straight to the NFL because he saw the Pats run a play action pass. He figured that play must have been outlawed by the NFL since his team never ran it this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrjsbu96 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 for the sake of trying to play Devil's Advocate and unless Ralph had an epiphany, the Bills were not going to go out and hire Cowher or a Cowher-type. That said, was it best for this franchise then to try and make the most of a coach that apparently the players are all behind and build on that "continuity" or was it better to out and get a re-tread or another Gregg Williams type? I'm not sure I even have an answer to that, but I'm curious to what you guys think.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VJ91 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 My source said the same thing. He believes it is about finally selling the naming rights to the Ralph. Welcome to "Depends Field at Ralph Wilson Stadium" Outstanding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest three3 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 please tell me he consulted the NFL to help start a search for potential franchise bidders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Hey Skooby??? Does your "BMW that is worth more than the average house in Buffalo" have a little computer in it like "Knight Rider" where you get your "information?" Didnt you say your "informant" told you Dick was fired? Didnt you agree to never post again if you were wrong? Next time you wash a car like that, take a look inside. I wrote RUMOR in big bold letters, take it as one. You guys obviously have some personal hangups about your own financial situations but feel free to embarrass yourselves about being financially challenged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 There is no reason to inform these guys, talk about beer and broads that they can't get and blend in the crowd. If you get offended by the cost if someone's car versus your house, move. If you're too broke to move, get a real job. If you can't get a job, get a life. If that is really you in that pic, you should have bought american and then got some plugs...or at least a halfway decent piece. Live and learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 It could be about pay toilets in the Ralph. Who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve In Atlanta 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Next time you wash a car like that, take a look inside. I have my own so no need... Infact i have 750 but dont need to point it out like you, you ignorant little faggot... I dont live in Buffalo either but will NEVER try to make myself look better than ANYONE there. They all are my FRIENDS and FAMILY and wouldnt want them to feel bad about their situation. If you would like to continue to disrespect the people of Buffalo, please come up and do it in person so we can knock your friggin chicklets out. Now, i hope you have learned your lesson and I DEMAND an apology from you or ELSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 He could easily have just walked in and said, in all honesty, "I can't find my pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 I have my own so no need... Infact i have 750 but dont need to point it out like you, you ignorant little faggot... I dont live in Buffalo either but will NEVER try to make myself look better than ANYONE there. They all are my FRIENDS and FAMILY and wouldnt want them to feel bad about their situation. If you would like to continue to disrespect the people of Buffalo, please come up and do it in person so we can knock your friggin chicklets out. Now, i hope you have learned your lesson and I DEMAND an apology from you or ELSE! wow. That's all I can say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve In Atlanta 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 wow. That's all I can say... Hey BuffaloBoyATL.... Lets invite SKOOBY to Cheyene! Well sick Dean Senaca on him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan74 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Take it for what its worth...... But was at a local sports store in my area, amazing Bills fans that own the store, they have inside knowledge from a person that went to school with their daughter said the following: "The heard Mr. Wilson has gone right to the NFL about something, and I guess its pretty huge" They wouldnt go any further then that. Like I said take it for what its worth.....I know what I heard and I know the people that own the store very well....... Now as to what Ralph Wilson went to the NFL about I have no idea, the sale of the team? Maybe.......But right now it has not been reported. Fire away at the " i know someone who knows someones" blah blah blah....... Like I said its a reliable source and I will leave it at that....... If anyone has heard something about this or similar please share more information cause at this moment its all I have. Well after the DJ news I hope it's something good. I'm not sure if I can take anymore BS from the Bills. The only way it could get worse is if he brought Al Davis in as a partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbills17 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 There is no reason to inform these guys, talk about beer and broads that they can't get and blend in the crowd. If you get offended by the cost if someone's car versus your house, move. If you're too broke to move, get a real job. If you can't get a job, get a life. Do you know how big a joke everyone knows you are? Anyone that goes around boasting about their car/house/job/money on a football message board is absolutely the biggest loser whether it's actually true or not (99% not). You really are the one who needs to get a life and understand nobody cares what you drive. Your credibility is already 0 based on completely false rumours you spread (Jauron is FIRED!), so please grow up dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Well after the DJ news I hope it's something good. I'm not sure if I can take anymore BS from the Bills. The only way it could get worse is if he brought Al Davis in as a partner. If he bring Al in, know that Al would definately fire DJ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 This thread is a parody, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 This thread is a parody, right? Best thread ever!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 feel free to embarrass yourself Sadly, just another in a long line of 'inside tipsters'....many more queuing up, even as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan74 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 If he bring Al in, know that Al would definately fire DJ... Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Patriots stole Bills signals on Sunday?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Next time you wash a car like that, take a look inside. I wrote RUMOR in big bold letters, take it as one. You guys obviously have some personal hangups about your own financial situations but feel free to embarrass yourselves about being financially challenged. SKOOB, pay attention...YOU are the one that keeps bringing up money, while everyone else is ripping you for pretending to know something, then being wrong, then trying to back your complete lack of informity by talking about your expensive car. In other words, we all think you're a tool that tries to impress people by talking about his so-called worth. The truth is, we could all really care less about your car. You would be more impressive if you didn't pretend to know what's going on so that a bunch of people that you supposedly feel holier than will believe you have a "source" on the Bills' payroll. p.s. I guarantee you that I personally know people that have more money than you, live in Buffalo, and drive a Toyota. I'm sure, on some level, that really upsets you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJPearl2 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Skooby, with all your money, maybe you should try and fix that receding hairline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmac17 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Patriots stole Bills signals on Sunday?? Could you imagine???! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytonajay Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Maybe getting out of the Toronto Disaster!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turn Down For Watkins Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Do you know how big a joke everyone knows you are? Anyone that goes around boasting about their car/house/job/money on a football message board is absolutely the biggest loser whether it's actually true or not (99% not). You really are the one who needs to get a life and understand nobody cares what you drive. Your credibility is already 0 based on completely false rumours you spread (Jauron is FIRED!), so please grow up dude. Nicely said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macdaddy Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I was in a stall in the Detroit airport and Ralph walked in and occupied the stall next to me.He started foot tapping, I don't know what this means and I don't what to start rumors but,,, ...I was in a park before the Jests game because there is no tailgating in the satelite lot and there was a ton of older guys around jogging etc. I went to the bathroom to pee and this guy is in there tapping his foot and grunting at me. WTF? Did my business and hit the road and the busses. Forgot about that until now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfreak Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I think he sold the naming rights to the Stadium to Canada and agreed to put a maple leaf on the Bills helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macdaddy Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 "But was at a local sports store in my area, amazing Bills fans that own the store, they have inside knowledge from a person that went to school with their daughter said the following" This is from a guy in Dallas. How did this post get this far? (besdies Thurston 'SKOOBY' Howell III) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullsfan Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 well SKOOBY there has been alot said about you here and your RUMOR from your SOURCE.....I agree only a complete TOOL would put that thread on here and to take it a step further you try to insult peoples intelligence and worth by bragging or was it wishing about your net worth. I've got news for you jackass BUFFALONIANS are proud people and when you insult one of us you insult all of us no matter how much we do or do not have. So step up big boy there's no glue on these palms and a scrawny little bastard like you deserves your chicklets knocked down your throat!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettle Creek Football Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 LOL.........come on man! I drive a Taurus just like Ralph Wilson..... I drive "... a truck! A Black Truck!" (just like Jim Kelly) LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloRebound Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Here's the rumor: Our team will continue to be sh-------. We will keep our sh------- coach, and our sh------- stadium will continue to be named after our cheap and sh------- owner. And our fans will continue to buy tickets and merchandise while I, Ralph Wilson, take the money, cry poor, and stay 20 mil under the salary cap. The best part of the rumor: I, Ralph Wilson, will never die. Ralph asked the League if a cryogenically frozen person can own a team. Jauron, 7-9, and $30m in profits in perpituity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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