BuffaloBlood Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 As per Rotoworld Kellen Winslow Jr. is questionable for this weeks game because he has been hospitalized with.................... swollen testicals! So my question... is this the funniest injury of all time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Couldn't help but think of . :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Couldn't help but think of . :lol: lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeastMode54 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 The unfortunate part is that I just traded for him this week. I read that earlier today. I just renamed my team Swollen Testes. Winslow must have been getting busy with some real sketchy broads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Tigre Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I had a buddy suffer from an affliction similar to that. In his case it was caused by some twisted or crimped blood vessels cutting off blood supply. The pain literally brought him to his knees. Very funny for his friends,not so funny for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frez Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 He needs to get that load off and move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lets_go_bills Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 That guy has all the talent and ability in the world, but just can't stay outta the hospital. Just when I thought blowing your knee out while doing tricks on crotch rockets in a parking lot was absurd, he has this happen? Seriously though, I hope it's not serious. Those of us who are males know that is an area you never want to hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I 90 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 What ever happened to the "groin injury" ? NHL'er Lance Pitlick's "ruptured testicle" and this are just too much information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Takes big balls to publicly admit to an embarrassing injury like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/elephb.html Did not need that in any way shape or form Jack-Ass! May a crazed diamond cutter mount your sister!! Maybe his girlfriend took the term job literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Piss off. Literally. If it's a twisted vessel, that needs tto be taken care of fast. My friend had it, which caused him lots of pain. The doctors said that it would lead to sterility or possibly loss of the testicle or testicles if not taken care of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVJ Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Maybe he did some kind of steriod. Jose Canseco Busted with Anti Nut-Shrinkers Baseball's most famous 'roid monger, Jose Canseco, spent more than 9 hours in federal custody yesterday after U.S. border agents caught him allegedly smuggling HCG -- a hormone commonly used to reverse the shrinking effects of jock juice. According to Canseco's attorney, Jose was on his way back from Mexico, when he was stopped at a San Diego checkpoint and randomly searched. Canseco's lawyer claims feds uncovered a "small amount" of a hormone called HCG. FYI -- the hormone can be legally acquired in the U.S. with a proper prescription. After Canseco and an unidentified passenger spent more than 9 hours in custody, the 44-year-old gave permission for agents to search his Los Angeles home. We're told the sweep turned up nothing. Canseco is due in federal court in on Tuesday to face a smuggling violation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I remember a couple years ago somebody for the Dolphins was listed with two injuries: Finger and Buttocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I suppose pulling a Ronnie Lott is out of the question... http://www.cantonrep.com/index.php?Categor...mp;endYear=2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 You guys are going to feel awful if he's diagnosed with testicular cancer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbanyBill Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Couldn't help but think of . Yes! that's exactly what I was thinking... What a fargin icehole kellen winslow is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Piss off. Literally. Ohhhhhh, that aint nice!! You guys are going to feel awful if he's diagnosed with testicular cancer! But he doesn't right now as far as we know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marauderswr80 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 How is it funny that Winslow is in the hospital with swollen nads? That can be a serious problem!!! First thing to come to mind is testicular cancer, which is common for males. I dont think this is anything to laugh at..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJPearl2 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I heard a rumor that he may have gotten swollen testicles from a night with #10. (See 97 Rock contest). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE GASH STATION Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Hes ballsy..I'll give em that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 As per Rotoworld Kellen Winslow Jr. is questionable for this weeks game because he has been hospitalized with.................... swollen testicals! So my question... is this the funniest injury of all time? Been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 He'll still play on Sunday because he's "a soulja!!!" Ain no swollen nuts gonna stop this Winslow, he goes for 110 yards and 2 TD's against the NYG defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 guess Kellen should not let girls teabag him during the season....or guys for that matter......or he/she/its....you never know these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutie Flakes Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I heard a rumor that he may have gotten swollen testicles from a night with #10. (See 97 Rock contest). The new rumor is that he was tag teamed by #2 and #12. Speculation has it that the nose on #2 put a hurtin' on Kellen's "boys". Testis, testis, 1, 2, 3??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 When the Browns come to town for MNF football and they players announced, the PA system should start playing this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutie Flakes Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 When the Browns come to town for MNF football and they players announced, the PA system should start playing this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY Yesssssss! Especially the line "and SHE'S got big balls". That would describe Winslow perfectly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefan66 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/elephb.html http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/eleph-rear.html Man, that is one big athletic supporter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTBillsGuy Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 As per Rotoworld Kellen Winslow Jr. is questionable for this weeks game because he has been hospitalized with.................... swollen testicals! So my question... is this the funniest injury of all time? I had those once it wasn't from football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quikchomp Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 That really isn't funny at all. I feel bad for the guy, hope he's gonna be okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twist_to_open Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Takes big balls to publicly admit to an embarrassing injury like that. Common Matty...did you really have to go there? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hossage Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I understand from my cleveland sources that he hit a curb while riding a girls bike with a banana seat while dealing with a bad case of blueballs. Speaking of the browns, I had the pleasure of being jim browns handler for the day during an event at my college at the time. I have to say he was one of the biggest jerks i have ever met in my life. He was like a real live Mr. T, except angry all of the time instead of being confused, funny, and occasionally inspirational. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 How is it funny that Winslow is in the hospital with swollen nads? That can be a serious problem!!! First thing to come to mind is testicular cancer, which is common for males. I dont think this is anything to laugh at..... I imagine it would be less common in females. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv Levy Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Glad Buffalo never considered drafting this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCCEO Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I remember seeing accross the bottom line on espn at one point that a guy on the Colorado Rockies had a guy on the DL (anal fissure). I found it funny that it was listed like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 What ever happened to the "groin injury" ? NHL'er Lance Pitlick's "ruptured testicle" and this are just too much information. For that matter, Pitlick is too much information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 This is honestly the first I've heard of this. But it's gotta be true, because you can't just make that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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