PromoTheRobot Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 If Tedy Bruschi truly had a life-threatening medical episode, he would not, and could not, play football after 7 weeks like nothing was wrong. The mere fact he was on the field (how many "hits" did ESPN say he had? 300? 400?) makes me wonder just how sick he ever was. I guess with Theo Epstein quitting the Sox, it's back to page two of the sports page for the Pats. Win 3 Super Bowls and you're still #2 to the Sox! PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I heard he's buying a house in Lockport. 492619[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 What would Teddy Bruschi do.. if he was here right now? He’d make a plan, and he’d follow through.. That’s what Teddy Bruschi’d do! When Teddy Bruschi was in the Olympics Skating for the gold.. He did two Salchows and a Triple-Lutz While wearing a blindfold.. When Teddy Bruschi was in the Alps Fighting Grizzly Bears.. He used his magical fire breath And saved the maiden’s fair.. So what would Teddy Bruschi do.. If he were here today? I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two.. That’s what Teddy Bruschi’d do! For Wendy i’ll be an activist too, cos that’s what Teddy Bruschi’d do! What would Teddy Bruschi do? He’d call all the kids in town And tell them to unite for two.. That’s what Teddy Bruschi’d do! When Teddy Bruschi travelled through time To the year 3010.. He fought the Evil Robot King and saved the Human Race again And when Teddy Bruschi built the pyramids He beat up Kublah Khan.. Cos Teddy Bruschi doesn’t take sh-- from a-ny-bo-dy! Lets get all the kids together.. And unite to stop our George Bush! And we’ll save Thismann and Maguire too.. Cos that’s what Teddy Bruschi’d do! And we’ll save Thismann and Maguire too.. Cos that’s what Teddy Bruschi’d do… That’s what Teddy Bruschi’d do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 God just told the Pope to have The New Testament re-written with Tedy in the lead role. It'll be in Barnes & Noble in time for Christmas. Err, make that Bruschimas. You should feel honored to have witnessed something truly special: The Three Wise Guys on ESPN last night doing their renactment of The Gift of the Magi. They brought him all manner of praise, tongue, and hummers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Teddy Brewski saved me a ton on car insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatPatPatSack Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Teddy Brewski saved me a ton on car insurance. 492646[/snapback] Teddy Bruskee came down off the cross and kicked the crp out of the Roman Soldier that tried to poke him with a spear. After that he ascended into heaven and told God that to take a hike as he was the new Brewski in town. Later he arm wrestled the holy ghost and just for laughs he took the devil and his minions and pushed them all into the pool. Don't look now, but he dug up Marilyn Monroe, performed a boob job for her - and now they party all night at Trader Vic's. Nah, just kidding... He only assisted on the boob job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted November 1, 2005 Author Share Posted November 1, 2005 God just told the Pope to have The New Testament re-written with Tedy in the lead role.It'll be in Barnes & Noble in time for Christmas. Err, make that Bruschimas. You should feel honored to have witnessed something truly special: The Three Wise Guys on ESPN last night doing their renactment of The Gift of the Magi. They brought him all manner of praise, tongue, and hummers. 492644[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koobie Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 I happen to know that Tedy Brewski actually tells Karl Rove what to do and say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTS Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Some guy found the script to LOST this weekend outside their Hollywood studios. In the final episode of Season 2 entitled "Everyone Needs a Tedy Bear", Bruschi comes out of nowhere to save Walt from The Others right before they were going to sacrifice him. The irony of it is that The Others were going to sacrifice Walt in the name of their god ... Tedy Bruschi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Word has it that the head of the Sphinx is really Bruschi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCBoston Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Bruschi is my father's uncle's cousin's college roommate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Brewskeeter united the Korean Olympic teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 I got a call from my daughter's college. Teddy Bruschi paid her senior year tuition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Tedy Bruschi delivered AND baptized my first child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasper13 Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Breaking News......All of organized religion has been scrapped in favor of a new religion that has just been created beacuse of Sunday Night's game. It is called "The Church of Bruschi". The new Almighty Ruler is none other than Teddy Bruschi himself as he is the only one qualified for such a position. Teddy can now heal the sick, give sight to the blind, and make cripples walk again. He will also continue to play LB for the Pats and have 38 tackles and 652 hits a game. All Hail Almighty Teddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted November 1, 2005 Author Share Posted November 1, 2005 Unreal, I just read that Tedy broght back Walt Disney and Ted Williams from the dead. Their heads and bodies maybe frozen but some science miracle allowed Tedy to breathe life back into their bones with a single touch. Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChopBlockKCKS Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Little known fact....Tedy Bruschi saved Nomar Garciaparra and Nomars dad from the Boston Harbor! The man is simply amazing. Start JP....Watch what old Jake the Snake does against KC every game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzer32 Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Kind of ironic, but Bruschi invented the pacemaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Teddy Bruschi taught the world how to sing in perfect harmony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzer32 Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Teddy Bruschi taught the world how to sing in perfect harmony 493338[/snapback] And he then invented Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 And he then invented Christmas! 493344[/snapback] You mean "Bruschmas"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Tedy was the one responsable for the Pink Floyd reunion at Live 8. I heard that he actually was going to conjur up Lennon and Harrison and re-create The Beatles. 492304[/snapback] Going to? During the bye week Bruschi wrote 34 new songs and performed them all along with the classics on the roof of Apple Records while simultaneously playing lead guitar, piano and drums, stepping on Ringo's neck, taking Paul roughly from behind, and having tea with the Queen (she made it herself for the occasion). A scant 23 minutes later, new live tracks from the reunited "Brutles" shot to #1-#10 on the British charts. Now in heavy rotation on MTV, VH1, MTV2, VH3, and MTV8 "The Ocho": "Sgt. Bruschi's Perfect Ball Club Band" "When I'm Fifty-Four" "All You Need Is Tedy" "I Want To Hold Your End (Ode To The Offensive Line)" "Hey Bru" "Tedy You're A Rich Man" "Got To Get Bru Into My Life" "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Bruschi" "Doctor Robert (Cleared Me To Play)" "With A Little Help From The Refs" "Bru Can Work It Out" "Mean Mr. Bruschi" "One Hit After 909" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCM Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 It was revealed on Sunday night.....that in FACT it wasn't Mo Lewis who knocked Drew Bledsoe out with a collapsed lung against the Jets that fateful Sunday afternoon several years ago. No......it was Tedy Bruschi who actually inadvertantly stomped on Drew's chest while on the sidelines while celebrating another "hit". Thus.....Tedy now gets all the credit for Tom Brady's Hall Of Fame career and the new found Patriot Dynasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radio dude Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Just a simple, albeit hypothetical question, with the "heaven forbid" qualifier: Had this been a Bill, would this whole story about Bruschi been overkill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 This just in: Tedy Bruschi has cured cancer! Cancer saw his god-like performance against the Bills on Sunday and realized it was only a matter of time before it was next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCM Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Johnny Damon just released a statement crediting Bruschi with his "caveman" makeover which propelled the IDIOTS to their 1st World series win in 86 years..... It is rumoured that the Red Sox front office has contacted Bruschi regarding the vacant General Manager's position..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Just a simple, albeit hypothetical question, with the "heaven forbid" qualifier: Had this been a Bill, would this whole story about Bruschi been overkill? 493437[/snapback] A Buffalo Bill could have rescued puppies from a burning car, retrieved their squeeky toys, served food to Katrina victims, and been shot protecting a nun from Karl Rove looting beer in New Orleans. But all we would have heard about is how Tom Brady continues to grow as a QB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 Johnny Damon just released a statement crediting Bruschi with his "caveman" makeover which propelled the IDIOTS to their 1st World series win in 86 years.....It is rumoured that the Red Sox front office has contacted Bruschi regarding the vacant General Manager's position..... 493446[/snapback] In a late breaking story. Steinbrener at it again! Under cutting the Red Sox for another desired player. You guessed it. Brewski and his agent are talking with the Yanks about filling every position on the team. Details to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Just a simple, albeit hypothetical question, with the "heaven forbid" qualifier: Had this been a Bill, would this whole story about Bruschi been overkill? 493437[/snapback] Yes...but if this whole story had been about a Bill, it wouldn't even have been reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Tedy Bruschi called Geico, and in TEN minutes he saved TWENTY percent on his insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 ESPN has changed to a 24 hour Brewski station. To compete with their sister "the Duece" they are calling it "The Brewsk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 This has essentially turned into the best thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 This has essentially turned into the best thread ever. 493496[/snapback] Ted Brewski created the best thread ever on TBD. Lets canonize him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 ESPN has changed to a 24 hour Brewski station. To compete with their sister "the Duece" they are calling it "The Brewsk" 493491[/snapback] And changed their name to ESBN: Everybody Suck Bruschi Network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatPatPatSack Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Ted Brewski created the best thread ever on TBD. Lets canonize him! 493499[/snapback] This just in Theodore J. Bruski has changed his name. He will now be known only by his symbol - which is described as looking alot like an ! Theorodore or as we now say, ! - refuses to give it a sound saying only that he will known by this symbol. The press has decided for the short term to dub him the "Patriot formerly known as Teddy Breuschi." until a proper sound can be associated. Leading candidates for a sound involve noises made by blowing against your naked upper arm after getting it kinda wet first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernMan Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Is it just me, or does anyone else have a wife who makes a habit of blurting out "ohhh Tedy" in the middle of lovemaking. BTW - in eastern Europe, Tedy is referred to as "The Fourth Beatle". They actually have him ranked ahead of Ringo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 This just in Theodore J. Bruski has changed his name. He will now be known only by his symbol - which is described as looking alot like an ! Theorodore or as we now say, ! - refuses to give it a sound saying only that he will known by this symbol. The press has decided for the short term to dub him the "Patriot formerly known as Teddy Breuschi." until a proper sound can be associated. Leading candidates for a sound involve noises made by blowing against your naked upper arm after getting it kinda wet first. 493507[/snapback] Oh my.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 BTW - in eastern Europe, Tedy is referred to as "The Fourth Beatle". They actually have him ranked ahead of Ringo. 493573[/snapback] Not only that, but even Paul insists that the songwriting credits should be "Bruschi-McCartney". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTS Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 BREAKING NEWS: Washington D.C. (AP) -- Both Fox News and CNN are reporting that President Bush has changed his nomination to the US Supreme Court bench. The President has nominated Tedy Bruschi and it is believed that congress has already approved his nomination unanimously. Chief Justice John Roberts is expected to step down from the head of the Supreme Court to allow Bruschi to take on that roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 It was revealed on Sunday night.....that in FACT it wasn't Mo Lewis who knocked Drew Bledsoe out with a collapsed lung against the Jets that fateful Sunday afternoon several years ago. No......it was Tedy Bruschi who actually inadvertantly stomped on Drew's chest while on the sidelines while celebrating another "hit". Thus.....Tedy now gets all the credit for Tom Brady's Hall Of Fame career and the new found Patriot Dynasty! 493433[/snapback] You have it all wrong. It was Mo Lewis that injured Bledsoe. But it was Bruschi who perfomed the emergency surgery to fix bledsoe's sheared blood vessel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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