The Bills beat the Chiefs because of you... (superstition/karma reasons)

[GerstAusGosheim]

Because I gave the employee at the ice cream shop a $17 tip. 

[DeepPass]

4 hours ago, hondo in seattle said:

I screwed up my rituals on the days of both our losses.

Yesterday, however, I did everything right to appease the gods.  I wore my Bills socks, Zubaz sweatpants, and #17 jersey.  My pretty Filipina wife, who knows virtually nothing about football, wore Bills shorts and a Bills shirt.  My husky wore a Bills bandana.  

 

At kickoff, I was sitting in my favorite chair, eating Buffalo wings.

 

Today, to give thanks, I'm wearing a Bills shirt as I'm about to leave the house for a VA appointment.  

I go to the VA in Buffalo.  Where do you go?  I find the treatment very good!!

[hondo in seattle]

17 minutes ago, DeepPass said:

I go to the VA in Buffalo.  Where do you go?  I find the treatment very good!!

 

San Jose (or sometimes Palo Alto, which is bigger).  Just started this year and so far, I've been very pleased. 

 

They've done lots of lab work, which gives me a pretty good sense of my health (cholesterol, triglycerides, etc. etc.)  And they've proactively offered me free nutritional coaching, weight counselling, mental health services, eyeglasses, and so on.   

 

My dad, also a vet, told me years ago to start using the VA.  Not sure why I waited so long.   

[Just Jack]

9 hours ago, TheyCallMeAndy said:

Bills are 0-2 when my 5 month old has a blowout.

 

Stick a cork in them.

 

 

 

8 hours ago, Joe Mama said:

If I told you, it wouldn't work anymore.

 

Yea, we don't want to know about where your hands are when Josh is on the field. 

 

8 hours ago, hondo in seattle said:

I screwed up my rituals on the days of both our losses.

Yesterday, however, I did everything right to appease the gods.  I wore my Bills socks, Zubaz sweatpants, and #17 jersey.  My pretty Filipina wife, who knows virtually nothing about football, wore Bills shorts and a Bills shirt.  My husky wore a Bills bandana.  

 

At kickoff, I was sitting in my favorite chair, eating Buffalo wings.

 

Today, to give thanks, I'm wearing a Bills shirt as I'm about to leave the house for a VA appointment.  

 

Pic?

[bobobonators]

It’s a fact - the only two Bills losses this season are games I didn’t watch. 
 

furthermore, I performed witchcraft on my FanDuel team and started Mahomes as my QB. Those of you who know why I did that need no further explanation as to my reasoning. 
 

I should be on OBD payroll. 

[TheyCallMeAndy]

8 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

 

Stick a cork in them.

 

 

 

 

Yea, we don't want to know about where your hands are when Josh is on the field. 

 

 

Pic?

That would be a high velocity projectile 

[Slack_in_MA]

I wore a Bills shirt to Foxboro to watch Pats-Falcons yesterday, knowing I wasn’t going to see much of the game.

[Goin Breakdown]

Because I said not 1 snarky comment on the Game day thread. 

[PonyBoy]

Lucky Elephino strikes again 🍻

[PromoTheRobot]

Because @Zerovoltz

[Mike in Horseheads]

I had a Baltimore Orioles hoodie on and was going to change to my Allen jersey but got busy and didn't .

[Jester]

I didn’t think they would win but I put on my Billieve sweatshirt anyway.