National Fairies League strikes again

[stuvian]

the punch out is a great football play that the league is apparently out to femininize on its way to turning our sport into lingerie football

 

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/nfl-sent-a-memo-warning-defenders-about-punch-out-plays-using-jack-campbell-as-an-example

 

 

[Coach Tuesday]

IDK why but it’s always the folks with the homoerotic avatars using gay slurs for some reason…

[Conlan58]

I mean, do you really want defenders free to punch Josh in the head repeatedly throughout a game when he carries the ball? It says the memo was focused on making sure the players are punching the ball and not the ballcarrier...

 

You are making something out of nothing here.

[Coach Tuesday]

1 minute ago, Conlan58 said:

I mean, do you really want defenders free to punch Josh in the head repeatedly throughout a game when he carries the ball? It says the memo was focused on making sure the players are punching the ball and not the ballcarrier...

 

You are making something out of nothing here.

But he gets to announce how MANLY he is!

[T.E.]

Rule seems fine to me - you can punch the ball out, but if you miss and hit the player, it's a penalty.

 

On Allen's 4th down TD run against KC last year, he got punched in the head by a KC defender who was ostensibly trying to strip the ball. That should be a penalty. Same concept as trying to sack the QB but hitting him too long after he's released the pass.

Edited 8 hours ago by T.E.

[4merper4mer]

Well to be fair the Lions didn’t stay quiet after getting jobbed by the refs in a game against Taylor’s team.  They have to pay.

[boyst]

The league is doing this to send a shot across the bow of the Lions. Stay in line or we will keep you in line. Every game/every week I lose a tiny little bit of interest in this bull####. I am not exaggerating when I say that if the Bills won the super bowl I would not be as excited as I would of just 5-6 years ago. Not since the Patriots cheating winning streak have I felt more hopeless in honesty and integrity in the league. 

 

If the Bills won I would feel a little delegitimized with the poor officiating occuring. 

 

The NFL is turning into NASCAR with its fanbase but super awesome we have a naughty rabbit at halftime. 

[Avisan]

Wait why do people care, at all, about Bad Bunny

 

This is by far the most I have ever seen a Superbowl halftime performer mentioned during the early stages of the regular season and I cannot figure out why literally anybody that isn't already a Bad Bunny fan would care, positively or negatively, months out from the event

 

What am I missing, here

[boyst]

Just now, Avisan said:

Wait why do people care, at all, about Bad Bunny

 

This is by far the most I have ever seen a Superbowl halftime performer mentioned during the early stages of the regular season and I cannot figure out why literally anybody that isn't already a Bad Bunny fan would care, positively or negatively, months out from the event

 

What am I missing, here

How old are you? 

[Avisan]

1 minute ago, boyst said:

How old are you? 

34

[BuffaloBillyG]

This is a wonderfully worded thread that will lead to nothing but objective and constructive discussions on the topic at hand. And I'm sure everyone will read the article and know what they are discussing before just posting a knee jerk reaction. 

[T.E.]

11 minutes ago, boyst said:

The league is doing this to send a shot across the bow of the Lions. Stay in line or we will keep you in line. Every game/every week I lose a tiny little bit of interest in this bull####. I am not exaggerating when I say that if the Bills won the super bowl I would not be as excited as I would of just 5-6 years ago. Not since the Patriots cheating winning streak have I felt more hopeless in honesty and integrity in the league. 

The Bills obviously have their own issues,  but I do find it odd that, when the Bills were looking like they would run away with the division and even the conference, they suddenly started to be penalized nonstop.

 

The NBA really damaged their brand, probably irreparably, by engaging in the obvious massaging of games via officiating, and it looks like the NFL is headed down that path too.

[boyst]

8 minutes ago, Avisan said:

34

Rocnation and the gimic that is JayZ has a strangle on the NFL with these performances. The NFL doesn't want to appeal to its base. It wants to continuously tap a new market. It has for some time with urban and hip hop. Alienating the middle America base of classic rock, country, and modern rock even (garage, punk, hardcore, alternative). Instead they go with wannabe thugs, polarizing figures, and before that boring safe folks.

 

The issues began with nipplegate when you were probably 10 or less. Justin misogynistic Timberlake and Janet set up a desperate move for attention by stripping her top off on national TV which embarrassed the league. The NFL went safe for a while but in fitting with their wife beating allowance followed:

The fossil of Shakira and Jennifer lopez was the start...then to a guy who sings all of his songs about cocaine and getting high, a bunch of wannabe hoodrats who promote violence, drugs, and womanizing... Rihanna who is a puppet and talentless but not relevant to this other than she is a roc nation artist...to Diddys buddy usher and his whole drugs/violence theme...to wannabe bad boy midget Kendrick Lamar... This year to a guy who is openly critical to the audience he is performing to that sings music 80% of the audience won't know the meaning to all to generate revenue in new bases for the league...

 

Yeah, the NFL halftime show is not legitimate and an advertisement for the downfall of the league. 

 

Maybe it's just me but I can't get behind some 60 yr old who talks about being a pimp and glamoring violence in la gang life or a cheesy dude who sings 1 song about Drake and pretends he is anything hard or tough. The rap game is full of snitches and protected divas from Eminem to anything in Atlanta. I'd rather not be inundated with hoodrats preach to me about how hard their life is when they make millions I just want to watch football.

Edited 7 hours ago by boyst

[Fleezoid]

1 hour ago, Conlan58 said:

I mean, do you really want defenders free to punch Josh in the head repeatedly throughout a game when he carries the ball? It says the memo was focused on making sure the players are punching the ball and not the ballcarrier...

 

You are making something out of nothing here.

 

The only defender that can legitimately punch a guy in the helmet trying to get the ball would have been against the Giants David Tyree in the Super Bowl. Randomly punching the ball carrier in the helmet shouldn't be allowed. But someone aggressively punching at the ball but hitting the carrier in the shoulder or forearm should be perfectly legit. 

[Captain_Quint]

I feel that people should be free to punch whoever they choose, whenever they choose. Especially if the person being punched plays for the Chiefs. 

[DrDawkinstein]

4 minutes ago, boyst said:

Rocnation and the gimic that is JayZ has a strangle on the NFL with these performances. The NFL doesn't want to appeal to its base. It wants to continuously tap a new market. It has for some time with urban and hip hop. Alienating the middle America base of classic rock, country, and modern rock even (garage, punk, hardcore, alternative). Instead they go with wannabe thugs, polarizing figures, and before that boring safe folks.

 

The issues began with nipplegate when you were probably 10 or less. Justin misogynistic Timberlake and Janet set up a desperate move for attention by stripping her top off on national TV which embarrassed the league. The NFL went safe for a while but in fitting with their wife beating allowance followed:

The fossil of Shakira and Jennifer lopez was the start...then to a guy who sings all of his songs about cocaine and getting high, a bunch of wannabe hoodrats who promote violence, drugs, and womanizing... Rihanna who is a puppet and talentless but not relevant to this other than she is a roc nation artist...to Diddys buddy usher and his whole drugs/violence theme...to wannabe bad boy midget Kendrick Lamar... This year to a guy who is openly critical to the audience he is performing to that sings music 80% of the audience won't know the meaning to all to generate revenue in new bases for the league...

 

Yeah, the NFL halftime show is not legitimate and an advertisement for the downfall of the league. 

 

Maybe it's just me but I can't get behind some 60 yr old who talks about being a pimp and glamoring violence in la gang life or a cheesy dude who sings 1 song about Drake and pretends he is anything hard or tough. The rap game is full of snitches and protected divas from Eminem to anything in Atlanta. I'd rather not be inundated with hoodrats preach to me about how hard their life is when they make millions I just want to watch football.

 

Wow congrats! You hit the Dogwhistle Bingo coverall!

[Avisan]

2 minutes ago, boyst said:

Rocnation and the gimic that is JayZ has a strangle on the NFL with these performances. The NFL doesn't want to appeal to its base. It wants to continuously tap a new market. It has for some time with urban and hip hop. Alienating the middle America base of classic rock, country, and modern rock even (garage, punk, hardcore, alternative). Instead they go with wannabe thugs, polarizing figures, and before that boring safe folks.

 

The issues began with nipplegate when you were probably 10 or less. Justin misogynistic Timberlake and Janet set up a desperate move for attention by stripping her top off on national TV which embarrassed the league. The NFL went safe for a while but in fitting with their wife beating allowance followed:

The fossil of Shakira and Jennifer lopez was the start...then to a guy who sings all of his songs about cocaine and getting high, a bunch of wannabe hoodrats who promote violence, drugs, and womanizing... Rihanna who is a puppet and talentless but not relevant to this other than she is a roc nation artist...to Diddys buddy usher and his whole drugs/violence theme...to wannabe bad boy midget Kendrick Lamar... This year to a guy who is openly critical to the audience he is performing to that sings music 80% of the audience won't know the meaning to all to generate revenue in new bases for the league...

 

Yeah, the NFL halftime show is not legitimate and an advertisement for the downfall of the league. 

Guys I don't know how to tell you this but people under the age of 40 are an important source of continued revenue for the league

 

Trotting out the lip-syncing corpse of The Who didn't exactly do the trick

 

The NFL halftime show has never been "legitimate," whatever that means, it's a marketing partnership between private entities, and to pretend like the NFL doesn't pander to "middle America" on a weekly basis is genuinely hilarious

[Mr. WEO]

7 minutes ago, boyst said:

Rocnation and the gimic that is JayZ has a strangle on the NFL with these performances. The NFL doesn't want to appeal to its base. It wants to continuously tap a new market. It has for some time with urban and hip hop. Alienating the middle America base of classic rock, country, and modern rock even (garage, punk, hardcore, alternative). Instead they go with wannabe thugs, polarizing figures, and before that boring safe folks.

 

The issues began with nipplegate when you were probably 10 or less. Justin misogynistic Timberlake and Janet set up a desperate move for attention by stripping her top off on national TV which embarrassed the league. The NFL went safe for a while but in fitting with their wife beating allowance followed:

The fossil of Shakira and Jennifer lopez was the start...then to a guy who sings all of his songs about cocaine and getting high, a bunch of wannabe hoodrats who promote violence, drugs, and womanizing... Rihanna who is a puppet and talentless but not relevant to this other than she is a roc nation artist...to Diddys buddy usher and his whole drugs/violence theme...to wannabe bad boy midget Kendrick Lamar... This year to a guy who is openly critical to the audience he is performing to that sings music 80% of the audience won't know the meaning to all to generate revenue in new bases for the league...

 

Yeah, the NFL halftime show is not legitimate and an advertisement for the downfall of the league. 

 

Maybe it's just me but I can't get behind some 60 yr old who talks about being a pimp and glamoring violence in la gang life or a cheesy dude who sings 1 song about Drake and pretends he is anything hard or tough. The rap game is full of snitches and protected divas from Eminem to anything in Atlanta. I'd rather not be inundated with hoodrats preach to me about how hard their life is when they make millions I just want to watch football.

 

 

every corporation wishes they were in the perpetual "downfall" many put the NFL in....

 

I'd rather not be inundated by fans complaining about a halftime show they aren't forced to watch.  When the half's over, take a break, jump in the car, put in the Creed CD and swing by the Waffle House for take out.  

[GottaRun]

7 minutes ago, Avisan said:

Trotting out the lip-syncing corpse of The Who didn't exactly do the trick

 

Fun fact - the fossil Shakira was 43 when she played the half time show, the Rolling Stones 58, 60, 62, and 64.... The Who 64 and 65

[BuffaloBillyG]

9 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said:

 

Wow congrats! You hit the Dogwhistle Bingo coverall!

This entire thread has so many dog whistles in it that it made the Chiefs Planet HoF.