What did you do to cause the Bills to lose?

[BVBILLS]

Didn't text Mc Clappy to tell him Diggs wanted revenge for Josh sleeping with his sister

[Just Jack]

1 hour ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said:

I do not mean to steal @Just Jack ‘s thunder, but someone needed to start this thread.

 

Who caused us to lose? One of the posters on here who started a jinx thread? Someone who changed their game day routine?
 

Time to fess up.  Let’s hear it. 

 

 

 

I was going to start it today. Now I'm not going to tell you what I did that hurt the Bills chances. If the Bills lose to the Falcons, everyone will know it was your fault since you did not wait for me to start my thread. 

Edited 3 hours ago by Just Jack

[Goin Breakdown]

I wore a Bills jersey. I don't wear them much at all on gameday because when I do they lose. Seriously

[Bleeding Bills Blue]

I wore my white bruce smith - last time i wore it they lost to cinci in the playoffs.  

[BillsPride12]

First home game I didn't go to this season 

[PonyBoy]

I actually fell asleep in the 4th quarter...😑

 

I don't ever remember doing that in my life for a Bills game. 

[dcinmuncie]

Couldn’t find my bills shorts I usually wear 

 

I may have had the wrong bills bourbon glass (I have 2. One works on game day, the other doesn’t )

[jayg]

Forgot to put on my Poncho Billa socks before I went into it the stadium.

[Freddie's Dead]

Visiting the fam in San Diego.  Watched the game out the corner of my eye.  Maybe that's it, I wasn't paying full attention, what with the grandkids around.

[nuklz2594]

Told my mainer pats bride....go bills

[DC Grid]

Bought a cold front jersey. 

[Negan]

I wished it wasn't a late game all day and wished for a 1pm game, because I was tired.

[Psautcsk]

Bills lose in week 5 and only score 20 points. Accept it.

[Miyagi-Do Karate]

1 hour ago, Just Jack said:

 

I was going to start it today. Now I'm not going to tell you what I did that hurt the Bills chances. If the Bills lose to the Falcons, everyone will know it was your fault since you did not wait for me to start my thread. 

haha. What a vicious cycle. I have basically done some kind of boomerang reverse jinx. Unreal. 

[1billsnut]

2 hours ago, corta765 said:

 

Your going to be denied entry to NYS in the future during Bills seasons

I’m pretty sure it will be ok once they tear down that “cursed” building.  😁🙏🤞

[Sweats]

Well, according to my wife, i woke up and simply started breathing, so you can blame me if you want.......

[DanDrasticHill]

I am allowed five negative comments about the commercials per game. With each comment, the Bills play worse but will still pull out the win if 5 or less. 6 or more comments will guarantee a loss. I try very hard to ignore the commercials, but I pointed out how annoying they are a few times, and then they kept showing drone shots of other stadiums and I angrily commented on them several times. Big mistake as I didn't realize those counted until it was too late.

 

I have a similar superstition about commenting on the commentators. But what can I say, Collinsworth has my number...

[SinceThe70s]

For the second straight season I watched a Bills game while on a college visit to see my son. Last year it was the Ravens debacle. Loos like I'll have to schedule next years college visit for the Bills bye week!

[Just Jack]

24 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said:

For the second straight season I watched a Bills game while on a college visit to see my son. Last year it was the Ravens debacle. Loos like I'll have to schedule next years college visit for the Bills bye week!

 

Or, just hear me out, tell your kid they're too stupid to go to college, and should just become a ditch digger. Problem solved, no college visits or paying for high priced tuition. 

[TBBills Fan]

I banged a masshole chick the night before the game, then snuck out of her hotel room without leaving my number while she slept