If they eventually get rid of the tush push, why not literally throw exceptionally small players?

[stevestojan]

No idea why, but the title of this thread made me laugh out loud. 

[Chandler#81]

Midget Pitchin’! My favorite game!

[machine gun kelly]

I’m sure we can dig up a lollipop kid for 4th and Goal.

 

 

[AlCowlingsTaxiService]

Peter Dinklage has a new career ahead of him …im 

[without a drought]

Why wait for a tush push ban?

 

 

[The Red King]

It's all fun and games until a defender jumps up and rejects him like a volleyball. 😆

[dayman]

On 4/17/2025 at 1:51 AM, Richard Noggin said:

Is everyone forgetting the 80s Bears goal-line MO with Sweetness? 

 

Go refresh your memories with the impressive insanity of a HOF RB launching himself over and also directly into head-on car crashes like some kind of residual 19th C trench warfare. 

Trench warfare is most closely associated with the 20th century 

[akcash]

The Bass Ass Tass

[BobbyC81]

On 4/17/2025 at 6:20 AM, Sierra Foothills said:

 

That’s literally the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title!

[frostbitmic]

Dwarf tossing is generally illegal in both the United States and Canada. It is specifically banned in Florida and New York. Ontario, Canada also has a Dwarf Tossing Ban Act. While some argue for the right of individuals to participate voluntarily, the practice is often viewed as demeaning and unsafe.

 

Tossing a dwarf over the Offensive Line and the Defensive line would result in missing Dwarves, how many Dwarves would they allow per game ?

 

Edited April 19 by frostbitmic

[Sierra Foothills]

17 hours ago, frostbitmic said:

Tossing a dwarf over the Offensive Line and the Defensive line would result in missing Dwarves, how many Dwarves would they allow per game ?

 

It really just opens up a whole can of worms as far as rule changes are concerned.

 

For instance, if the dwarf was blocked, could he be picked up and returned for a touchdown?

 

And that's really just a short sample as far as scenarios go.