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Now just send them that meme of the drugged out guy who covered himself in feces at the portapotty earlier in the season and ran toward the pit and say “here is an example” LOL

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Feed the Pit.  Our offering to Huitzilopochtli will the replace blood lost as he engages in daily battle with the Sun.  And it will ensure a spot in the AFCCG.  The Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan shall be rendered a shadow of the freshly built Buffalo gridiron amphitheater.  All hail to Huitzilopochtli!   Hail.  

 

 

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  On 1/20/2024 at 6:51 PM, Irv said:

Feed the Pit.  Our offering to Huitzilopochtli will the replace blood lost as he engages in daily battle with the Sun.  And it will ensure a spot in the AFCCG   The Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan shall be rendered a shadow of the freshly built Buffalo gridiron amphitheater.  All hail to Huitzilopochtli!   Hail.  

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Are you the Gate Keeper? 

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  On 1/20/2024 at 6:49 PM, Augie said:

 

It’s a diving board, like at a resort. Remember, we’re trying to sell this.   😋

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Got it. The contents of the porta potty were an advanced, organic, rejuvenating exfoliant.

  On 1/20/2024 at 6:58 PM, Augie said:

 

Are you the Gate Keeper? 

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Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for?

 

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you

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  On 1/20/2024 at 2:09 PM, May Day 10 said:

I woke up last night and I was standing at the lip of the pit.  Was really unsettling

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It's a sign that you are the chosen one, to enter The Pit this weekend.  We all shall gather and sing songs of your brave sacrifice as you make the plunge.  Men will cheer, women will cry, children will ask "what's going on?" Your name will be placed on the new stadium Wall Of Fame.  

 

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  On 1/18/2024 at 2:45 PM, Your Brown Eye said:

With Patrick Mahomes coming to town, only an unblemished virgin is acceptable this week.

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Save that for the Superbowl

You dont play poker do you  lol. keep those cards up your sleeve 😉

 

 If it comes to getting the SB Win ? I am ready. No stranger to Pits , am I

 

 

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  On 1/18/2024 at 2:46 PM, Blainorama5 said:

Where ya gonna find one of those??

 

 

... had to do it.  😉

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A virgin? Summon all the women from the outlying villages!!!

 

  On 1/18/2024 at 3:37 PM, BuffaloBillyG said:

Don't have to. I have a list.

 

-Jerry Sullivan

-Tyler Dunne

-Jackson Mahomes

-William Mattar

-My ex wife

-Mama Kelce

-Nick Wright

-Anyone that doesn't put their shopping cart in the rack

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If we're opening it up to those that are disliked, should we add Tim Graham and John Warrow?

 

I'm confused by the criteria... 

 

  On 1/18/2024 at 4:28 PM, BigDingus said:

This "tradition" won't last long...

 

Either someone gets hurt, or people get n trouble for trespassing at the site 😅

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What's the over/under on the number of fools/fans who attempt The Pit?

 

  On 1/18/2024 at 6:55 PM, nedboy7 said:

Got the kids ready. 

Where am I taking them exactly? 

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  On 1/18/2024 at 7:24 PM, PromoTheRobot said:

 

Instead of 60 ft tall Buffalos how about an alter?

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There's the Al Davis torch altar at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas... why not Buffalo?

 

  On 1/18/2024 at 8:00 PM, WhitewalkerInPhilly said:

oh no we accidentally threw Chris Collingsworth into the pit, buried him in two tons of gravel, paved it over and then had a dance party

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Which makes me think, the Meadowlands has Jimmy Hoffa... maybe we should "contact" Joe Todaro?

 

  On 1/18/2024 at 10:17 PM, Rubes said:

 

The Pit can never be filled. It is insatiable.

 

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Especially if we commemorate the ceremony with condiments... lots of condiments.

 

  On 1/19/2024 at 3:33 AM, WickedGame said:

Hurt in a sacrifice to The Pit? Call Cellino & Barnes injury attorneys. Don’t wait, call 8. 

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I think you can only call Cellino now. Double checking with the FAA... 

 

  On 1/20/2024 at 2:07 AM, Orlando Tim said:

I was asked by many coworkers today if this put things is real. I explain that it most likely is real and they will find 20 people at the bottom this weekend if they don't have a plan to stop it. I am both proud and embarrassed to be a member of this group at this exact moment. 

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Remember, you grow where you're planted... or something like that.

 

  On 1/20/2024 at 6:23 PM, Warcodered said:

 

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Oh... I guess that's not Fitzmagic after all... 

 

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  On 1/18/2024 at 3:53 PM, WhitewalkerInPhilly said:

I would not hate that. 

 

Bills Mafia, and I say this lovingly as part of them, is F******* weird man. 

I love us for that. Black magic cthonian ritual for a Super Bowl? Sign me up!

It says "Come to our house. We call it the Pit. Imagine what you'll call it. We are going to drag you through mud and wind and snow and then lay you on a table for our fans to smash"

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  On 1/20/2024 at 7:35 PM, Sierra Foothills said:

 

A virgin? Summon all the women from the outlying villages!!!

 

 

If we're opening it up to those that are disliked, should we add Tim Graham and John Warrow?

 

I'm confused by the criteria... 

 

 

What's the over/under on the number of fools/fans who attempt The Pit?

 

 

 

There's the Al Davis torch altar at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas... why not Buffalo?

 

 

Which makes me think, the Meadowlands has Jimmy Hoffa... maybe we should "contact" Joe Todaro?

 

 

Especially if we commemorate the ceremony with condiments... lots of condiments.

 

 

I think you can only call Cellino now. Double checking with the FAA... 

 

 

Remember, you grow where you're planted... or something like that.

 

 

Oh... I guess that's not Fitzmagic after all... 

 

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I appreciate all your condiments in this matter

just outstanding all around.

Go Bills

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