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What Did You Do that Caused the Bills to Lose?


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Sooo... everyone in my hotel was out at a... function. I find this set of keys that gives me access to everything in the place, and I mean EV. RY. THING. There's this... footballer... and he refused to sign an autograph for me when I was a wee lad. No explanation. No exceptions. No outward show of remorse. Just times up, gotta go. Well, he may have been staying in my hotel and I may have nicked some of his jewelry. Could have been the football gods' way of punishing me for my insolence. 

 

On a different note, anybody in the market for a really unique ring with someone else's name inscribed on it?

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A few people around town (including myself on occasion) like to make excuses for every Bills loss instead of crediting the opponent for being better that day.  Well here's the preemptive list for today.

 

If the Bills win:  They were supposed to win, yawn.

 

If the Bills lose:

- Red uniforms brought bad luck

- Precipitation and poor weather conditions

- Refs made bad calls they hate us

- Dorsey play calling sucked

- No Milano

- Turnovers

- More in-game injuries decimate the team

- Daboll owns McDermott

- Residual jet lag from London trip

- Collinsworth haters will say he put the whammy on Josh

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