Fleezoid Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 (edited) I realize football is well underway. But this is about the Bills, not every other dork in the league... Twas the night before football, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The craft beer was chilling, in the cooler with care, In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there. The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed, while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads. Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong, Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone. When out in the den, there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter. Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped, grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped. The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn, Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, A crazy good team, against New Jersey, I hear….(where?). With a two hatted coach, who’s been loved from the start (mostly), He better deliver, .....crap, I gotta fart. More seasoned than Jets, his warriors they came, He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names... Now Dawson, now Dalton, Now Josh and Stefon, On Matt, on Micah, on Jordan and Von. To the top of your game, to the top of the league, Now dash away, yada yada yada. Enough! Let’s go men. Get it done!! GO BILLS!!!! Edited September 11, 2023 by Fleezoid 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 I don’t even have my tree up yet…… 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strive_for_five_guy Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 8 minutes ago, Augie said: I don’t even have my tree up yet…… Fleezoid in a thong — Speak for yourself😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleezoid Posted September 11, 2023 Author Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Augie said: I don’t even have my tree up yet…… Don't sweat it. Walmart and Target will have decorations up in about 2 weeks. Edited September 11, 2023 by Fleezoid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Fleezoid said: I realize football is well underway. But this is about the Bills, not every other dork in the league... Twas the night before football, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The craft beer was chilling, in the cooler with care, In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there. The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed, while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads. Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong, Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone. When out in the den, there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter. Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped, grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped. The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn, Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, A crazy good team, in New Jersey, I hear….(where?). With a two hatted coach, who’s been loved from the start (mostly), He better deliver, .....crap, I gotta fart. More seasoned than Jets, his warriors they came, He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names... Now Dawson, now Dalton, Now Josh and Stefon, On Matt, on Micah, on Jordan and Von. To the top of your game, to the top of the league, Now dash away, yada yada yada. Enough! Let’s go men. Get it done!! GO BILLS!!!! Clever. Minor point. Does McD know that Von Miller is not available tomorrow night, or is he going to be surprised when he calls his name, and doesn't get a response. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleezoid Posted September 11, 2023 Author Share Posted September 11, 2023 7 minutes ago, Chaos said: Clever. Minor point. Does McD know that Von Miller is not available tomorrow night, or is he going to be surprised when he calls his name, and doesn't get a response. Please don't cloud the issue with facts. Just go with it man..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffblue Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 A week one tradition. Wouldn't be Bills football eve without this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 4 hours ago, Augie said: I don’t even have my tree up yet…… Poor Mrs. Augie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) Love this!!! Where else would you rather be than right here, right now!!! Edited September 11, 2023 by bills_fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sack Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) You had me at some mama in her g-string. Well done player. Edited September 11, 2023 by Dr.Sack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 24 minutes ago, bills_fan said: Love this!!! Where else would you rather be than right here, right now!!! Ugh....East Rutherford, New Jersey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T master Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 15 hours ago, Fleezoid said: I realize football is well underway. But this is about the Bills, not every other dork in the league... Twas the night before football, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The craft beer was chilling, in the cooler with care, In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there. The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed, while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads. Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong, Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone. When out in the den, there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter. Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped, grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped. The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn, Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, A crazy good team, against New Jersey, I hear….(where?). With a two hatted coach, who’s been loved from the start (mostly), He better deliver, .....crap, I gotta fart. More seasoned than Jets, his warriors they came, He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names... Now Dawson, now Dalton, Now Josh and Stefon, On Matt, on Micah, on Jordan and Von. To the top of your game, to the top of the league, Now dash away, yada yada yada. Enough! Let’s go men. Get it done!! GO BILLS!!!! BRAVO !! BILLS FAN . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Positive Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 14 hours ago, Fleezoid said: Don't sweat it. Walmart and Target will have decorations up in about 2 weeks. Costco is selling Christmas trees already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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