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I just updated my profile; it used to be on the calendar. :lol:

 

I am working today but taking a three day weekend. At 5 o'clock, I will be on my way to the Merchants Grill for a few cold ones. Then my wife, 3 of my 4 kids, and 5 grandkids are coming over for a BBQ.

 

AND the sun is shining too! :w00t::doh::D

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At 5 o'clock, I will be on my way to the Merchants Grill for a few cold ones. Then my wife, 3 of my 4 kids, and 5 grandkids are coming over for a BBQ.

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:w00t: Follow-up:

 

At 7 o'clock, Rockpile will need to excuse himself from the party for 30 minutes due to uncontrollable flatulence.

 

At 8 o'clock, Rockpile will find the bathroom for 1/2 hour.

 

At 8:30, Rockpile will need to find the plunger due to the low-flow toilet.

 

At 8:45, the birthday cake will come out, with one of the grandchildren looking at all the candles on the cake and saying, "Wow - Grandpa's REALLY OLD!".

 

At 9:00, one of the grandkids will want Rockpile to throw around the football with him, only Rockpile will need to decline due to tendonitis in his knee and bursitis in his shoulder.

 

At 9:30, Rockpile will retreat to the LaZBoy recliner and search for the remote.

 

At 10:00, Rockpile will fall asleep in the recliner, with his hand still on the remote and drool starting to come out of his mouth.

 

At 12:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom, then the bed.

 

At 2:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom.

 

At 3:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom.

 

At 4:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom.

 

At 7:00 a.m., Rockpile will wake up with a headache and a hangover and the sound of his neighbor mowing his lawn too damn early.

 

Happy birthday, you old fart! :lol:

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Nah, I behave myself most of the time. Honest! :doh:

 

Had the grandkids over Sunday and was teaching them how to walk on stilts. These are the same stilts I made for their Mom, <ahem> a couple years ago. :doh: I made two sets. The beginner stilts are only about eight inches off the ground. My stilts are between two to three feet. You should see me walking on stilts after a few LaBatts. ;)

 

Your plunger remark reminds me: HIDE THE TENNIS BALLS! :w00t::lol:

 

:P Follow-up:

 

At 7 o'clock, Rockpile will need to excuse himself from the party for 30 minutes due to uncontrollable flatulence.

 

At 8 o'clock, Rockpile will find the bathroom for 1/2 hour.

 

At 8:30, Rockpile will need to find the plunger due to the low-flow toilet.

 

At 8:45, the birthday cake will come out, with one of the grandchildren looking at all the candles on the cake and saying, "Wow - Grandpa's REALLY OLD!".

 

At 9:00, one of the grandkids will want Rockpile to throw around the football with him, only Rockpile will need to decline due to tendonitis in his knee and bursitis in his shoulder.

 

At 9:30, Rockpile will retreat to the LaZBoy recliner and search for the remote.

 

At 10:00, Rockpile will fall asleep in the recliner, with his hand still on the remote and drool starting to come out of his mouth.

 

At 12:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom, then the bed.

 

At 2:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom.

 

At 3:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom.

 

At 4:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom.

 

At 7:00 a.m., Rockpile will wake up with a headache and a hangover and the sound of his neighbor mowing his lawn too damn early.

 

Happy birthday, you old fart! :D

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