ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Don't trust the Martians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 36 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: sorry. Voice to text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 They walk among you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 "Just a flesh wound." "Watch for falling rocks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 What about 2029? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Get off my planet 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 "Ralph Wilson is cheap" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 12 hours ago, SDS said: They find a human skull in a cave. Inside the cave, four words are written on the wall. What are those words? Live, Love, Laugh.....DIE !!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 It’s only kinky once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Dinner's in the fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 "I squat, broken hearted" Opposite wall of the small cave is a bit smudged - - the legible part reads: "Tried to s**t, but only farted" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 On 8/24/2020 at 12:51 PM, 4merper4mer said: Math proves this wrong You have to show your work. 15 minutes ago, ICanSleepWhenI'mDead said: "I squat, broken hearted" Opposite wall of the small cave is a bit smudged - - the legible part reads: "Tried to s**t, but only farted" This is better than tried to only fart, but....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 2,645,610,000 Km short of Uranus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 can we do three words? F*** the Pat*s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Philly McButterpants said: can we do three words? F*** the Pat*s! Nope - it has to be four words. Try this: F*** the F***in' Pats*! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 (edited) Make Mars Great Again. Edit: Doh!! A day late and a dollar short, again. Sigh... Edited August 28, 2020 by Lurker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lurker Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Take 2: Coronavirus will just disappear... 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 'The Hoodie was here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 I escaped my wife!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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