Ruin a first date in four words…

[Augie]

Why would I need to speak? 

 

”I just show up.”

 

Does that count?   

 

[Over 29 years of fanhood]

Do you like puppets? 

[KD in CA]

Do you visit PPP?

[Golden Goat]

No recent pics, huh?

[BarleyNY]

Your daughter 18 yet?

[KD in CA]

Rob Johnson or Flutie?

[Another Fan]

You had sex recently? 

[leh-nerd skin-erd]

I see dead people....

[Buffalo716]

I brought my mom

[Golden Goat]

Listen when I speak.

[Halloween Land]

I just farted again...

[JÂy RÛßeÒ]

Does this look infected?

[LeviF]

  On 7/23/2020 at 2:22 PM, JÂy RÛßeÒ said:

Does this look infected?

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