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Why do people refer to pants as a "pair" of pants?  It's one article of clothing.

 

What else don't make no sense?

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14 minutes ago, Gugny said:

Why do people refer to pants as a "pair" of pants?  It's one article of clothing.

 

What else don't make no sense?

Why do I park on my driveway?

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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? 

 

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

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6 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

Why do I park on my driveway?

 

Why do you pee in your hallway?  A lot of things that don’t make sense with you, bub.

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12 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

Why do I park on my driveway?

And drive on parkway!

 

Finally a thread totally dedicated to the story of my life.

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33 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

Why do I park on my driveway?

And drive on the Parkway!?

 

George Carlin did a bit on that many years ago. 

 

RIP George! 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Gugny said:

Why do people refer to pants as a "pair" of pants?  It's one article of clothing.

 

What else don't make no sense?

Because a "pantaloon" is one leg of "pantaloons," and "pants" is an abbreviation of "pantaloons."  

 

So really, "pants" is plural of "pant," of which pants have two - a left pant and a right pant.

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7 minutes ago, DC Tom said:

Because a "pantaloon" is one leg of "pantaloons," and "pants" is an abbreviation of "pantaloons."  

 

So really, "pants" is plural of "pant," of which pants have two - a left pant and a right pant.

 

Why must you refuse to play along, Tom?  Why?

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Is biweekly twice a week, or every other week?

 

When you dust, are you adding dust or removing dust?

 

Why is the entire bread part of a pizza the crust, but with bread the crust is just the outer part?

 

When you make coffee, you use ground coffee and are left with coffee grounds. 

 

In your car, having a lot of gas is good, but in shoutbox conversations, it seems to be bad. 

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33 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

Why must you refuse to play along, Tom?  Why?

 

Pedants gonna be pedantic.

 

:Lol:

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2 hours ago, Nextmanup said:

And drive on the Parkway!?

 

George Carlin did a bit on that many years ago. 

 

RIP George! 

 

 

Are you saying that I steal my material?

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5 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

Are you saying that I steal my material?

You most certainly do!  That sure doesn't put you "above reproach." Another lie.  The White House can sure use your spin talents.

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3 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

You most certainly do!  That sure doesn't put you "above reproach." Another lie.  The White House can sure use your spin talents.

You are filled with animosity and rage. Go in peace my son.

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4 hours ago, Gugny said:

Why do people refer to pants as a "pair" of pants?  It's one article of clothing.

 

What else don't make no sense?

 

We drive on parkways

We park in driveways

 

Edit: whups, already taken

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2 minutes ago, SlimShady'sGhost said:

Chicken fried steak 

 

 

1 minute ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

Way now waitaminnut that one is perfectly sensible.

 

Yes.  Shady, you should be punished for that entry!

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1 minute ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

Way now waitaminnut that one is perfectly sensible.

Not to me. 


 

how does a chicken fry a steak?  Lol 

😝 

I’ll wait for am answer and an apology  😂 

 

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“Within the hour”

 

Do you mean you’ll be here by the end of the current hour or within one hours time? Usually I can’t hear on the phone if it’s within “ an” hour or “the” hour, either way it confuses me 

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30 minutes ago, SlimShady'sGhost said:

Not to me. 


 

 how does a chicken fry a steak?  Lol 

😝

I’ll wait for am answer and an apology  😂 

 

 

 

Is this a recipe thread? I LOVE those! 

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44 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

 

Is this a recipe thread? I LOVE those! 


breaded meat fried up is what I call a cutlet. 
 

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