DC Tom Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 It's in the dairy section at the supermaket, so I'm calling it a cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 2 hours ago, frostbitmic said: My wife calls it hen fruit ... that works for me and keeps peace in the house. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 My wife had to draw an egg to pass an elective in college. She was a math and computer science major, and her brain just doesn’t work that way. She did math for a friend who drew her eggs. Please disregard this if she ever runs for senate or any other elected position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Augie said: The egg is what happens between the chicken and.......................the chicken. How perverse. I would rather not have heard that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 I like a omelette widda egg in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, I am the egg man said: How perverse. I would rather not have heard that. It could be worse, I shared the egg video with my wife, my son and his GF. I got a whole lot of WTF? My wife is in NYC and was wondering if I’d had a stroke or just found some magic mushrooms at Publix. “Do I need to come home early?” and “what have you been smoking?” Sometimes it’s best not to share. Know your audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 39 minutes ago, Augie said: It could be worse, I shared the egg video with my wife, my son and his GF. I got a whole lot of WTF? My wife is in NYC and was wondering if I’d had a stroke or just found some magic mushrooms at Publix. “Do I need to come home early?” and “what have you been smoking?” Sometimes it’s best not to share. Know your audience. Shared it with yourself 3 times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Warcodered said: Shared it with yourself 3 times? No, I shared it with three different people once. THAT was once too many for them. It was hard to explain away that I find thoughts like that interesting. What can I say, a math major and a CPA didn’t embrace that......? I had to take philosophy every year in college. They make you actually think, not just remember formulas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, dairy refers to "all fluid milk products and foods made from milk." This includes milk, yogurt, cheese, ice cream, and butter. Eggs are not included. They belong in the meat, poultry, fish, and eggs category, and are considered animal products 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Just now, Royale with Cheese said: milk, yogurt, cheese, ice cream, and butter all animal products Well unless it's 100% made from Corn Oil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 (edited) an oval or round object laid by a female bird, reptile, fish, or invertebrate, usually containing a developing embryo. The eggs of birds are enclosed in a chalky shell, while those of reptiles are in a leathery membrane. Edited November 8, 2019 by The Real Buffalo Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 https://captaindan.bandcamp.com/album/divide-the-plunder-the-best-of-pirate-rap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 On 11/7/2019 at 7:50 AM, I am the egg man said: Got me ? Still working on the chicken before the egg or vice versa conundrum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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