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What Is an Egg?


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2 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

I'm not talking about the whites in general....that very outer layer that crisps up a bit. When you bite into it with a little bit of yolk and a buttered piece of Rye bread....that outer part is the best.

 

They have a word for that: SHELL

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4 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

I'm not talking about the whites in general....that very outer layer that crisps up a bit. When you bite into it with a little bit of yolk and a buttered piece of Rye bread....that outer part is the best.

Oh, you’re talking about the outer crust. Do you feel the same about pizza?

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An egg is a proto-omelet to the omnivore. In Eastern mythologies it is often the cosmic ur-object from whence the all derives. Faberge turned it into an artifact of bejeweled baroque delight. Some posters here are good eggs, though there are also quite a few rotten ones. The hard-boiled make claims to realism, whilst the sunny-sides are ridiculed for being homers. Neither literalism nor metaphor can approach the infinite semiotic density discovered in traces, analogies, and the menu at Waffle House. In short, the egg is an enigma wrapped in mystery. It is for this reason that the chicken crossed the road.

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3 minutes ago, Dr. Who said:

An egg is a proto-omelet to the omnivore. In Eastern mythologies it is often the cosmic ur-object from whence the all derives. Faberge turned it into an artifact of bejeweled baroque delight. Some posters here are good eggs, though there are also quite a few rotten ones. The hard-boiled make claims to realism, whilst the sunny-sides are ridiculed for being homers. Neither literalism nor metaphor can approach the infinite semiotic density discovered in traces, analogies, and the menu at Waffle House. In short, the egg is an enigma wrapped in mystery. It is for this reason that the chicken crossed the road.

 

So ... meat.

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