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Can I get Extra Cream with that coffee.


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Just now, The Plastic Cup said:

 

I get the strange feeling the verification process on those stories is slightly below the standard media threshold.

 

You're just saying that because this is about a coffee cup and you're just a red solo cup.

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1 minute ago, The Plastic Cup said:

 

That one beer you had from the keg a couple weeks ago tasted a little funny, didn't it?     0:)

 

I bet you didn't use BPA free cups..... bastard! 

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6 minutes ago, LeGOATski said:

Calling him the most prolific sexual offender in history is a..bit..much

 

Cops trying to boost their resumes....

 

Just because the counted each instance as an individual offense 

yeah 8-9 hundred counts of sexual assault he would of gotten in less trouble if he'd taken a dump in her coffee all these years.

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2 minutes ago, Warcodered said:

yeah 8-9 hundred counts of sexual assault he would of gotten in less trouble if he'd taken a dump in her coffee all these years.

Yeah...definately anger based acts. I suppose it qualifies as rape. Pretty bizzaro.

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For some reason, this story reminded me of a foreman at the workplace years ago dialing up the chief machinery designer, and saying “We need an expert opinion.”  When the ego inflated designer expressed his calm confidence, the foreman asked “Is ***** salty?”  Apparently there was a lot of strange sounds coming through the phone before the designer slammed the phone down.

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