ExiledInIllinois Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 He came dancing across the water With his galleons and guns Looking for the new world In that palace in the sun On the shore lay Montezuma With his coca leaves and pearls In his halls he often wondered With the secrets of the worlds... ...He came dancing across the water Cortez, Cortez What a killer Yeah dancing across the water Cortez, Cortez What a killer, killer He came dancing across the water Cortez, Cortez What a killer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 From the halls of Montezuma To the shores of Tripoli We shall fight our Country’s battles On land, on air, and sea . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Over there, over there Send the word, send the word over there That the Yanks are coming The Yanks are coming The drums rum-tumming Everywhere So prepare, say a prayer Send the word, send the word to beware We'll be over, we're coming over And we won't come back till it's over Over there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 They sent the carrier up from Norfolk And picked the Yankees up for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 I stay up all night, I go to sleep watching Dragnet Never sleep alone because Jimmy is the magnet I'm so rope, they call me Mr. Roper When the troubles arise, you know I'm the cool coper On the mic I score, just like the Yankees Get over on Miss Crabtree like my main man Spanky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 We'll prove it all night Prove it all night Girl I'll prove it all night for your love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 … And my tires were slashed and I almost crashed, but the Lord had mercy And my machine, she's a dud, out stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of Jersey Well, hold on tight, stay up all night, 'cause Rosie, I'm comin' on strong By the time we meet the morning light, I will hold you in my arms… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figster Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 And the line of cars goes down real slowAnd the radio played that forgotten songBrenda Lee's "Coming On Strong"And the newsman sang his same song Oh, one more radar lover gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 They arrested me and they put me in jail.And called my pappy to throw my bail.And he said, "Son, you're gonna' drive me to drinkin'If you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figster Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Whiskey bottle and brand new cars,Oak tree, you're in my way.There's too much Coke and too much smoke.Look what's goin' on inside you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 bad sneakers and a Pina Colada, my friend stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a transistor and a large sum of money to spend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 'If you like Piña Coladas, getting caught in the rainIf you're not into yoga, if you have half a brainIf you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the capeI'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: 'If you like Piña Coladas, getting caught in the rainIf you're not into yoga, if you have half a brainIf you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the capeI'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape' Him him him, what's she gonna do about him?She's gonna have to live without him, It's him or it's me, me me,No one gets to get it for freeIt's me or it's him. Need more "him" in your lyrics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 I'm up and I can take what you give and I'm here but I don't want you to live with me'Cause all I want is a taste for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 I get knocked down, but I get up again You are never gonna keep me down I get knocked down, but I get up again You are never gonna keep me down I get knocked down, but I get up again You are never gonna keep me down I get knocked down, but I get up again You are never gonna keep me down He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the best times (Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 They finally threw me out. My mom got drunk on stout. My dad couldn't stand on two feet as he lectured about morality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 My seaman buddy and girl moved off After a couple of pages and there I was All night long, laying and listening And forgetting the poems And as well as I could recall Or my seaman buddy could recollect My girl had told us that she was a niece Of Walt Whitman, but now which niece And it takes a night and a girl And a book of this kind A long long time to find its way back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 If I spring a leak, Trump mends me I don't have to speak, as Barr defends me A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Oompa loompa doompety da Given good manners you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me (couldn't resist ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 What do you get when you guzzle down sweets Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at, getting terribly fat What do you think will come of that I don't like the look of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 (edited) Breakin' rocks in the hot sun I fought the law and I won I fought the law and I won I needed money 'cause I had none I left my baby and it feels so bad I fought the law and I won Guess my race is run Robbin' people with a six-gun I fought the law and I won Edited April 18, 2019 by ShadyBillsFan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills4everNY Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 I fight authority, authority always wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 In the midnight hour she cried, more, more, more With a rebel yell she cried, more, more, more In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more With a rebel yell, more, more, more More, more, more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine If you're into evil you're a friend of mine See the white light flashing as I split the night 'Cause if good's on the left, Then I'm stickin' to the right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 2 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: In the midnight hour she cried, more, more, more With a rebel yell she cried, more, more, more In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more With a rebel yell, more, more, more More, more, more More, more, moreHow do you like it, how do you like itMore, more, moreHow do you like it, how do you like itMore, more, moreHow do you like it, how do you like it Ooh, how do you like your loveOoh, how do you like your love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Our love is alive, and so we begin Foolishly laying our hearts on the table Stumblin' in Our love is a flame, burning within Now and then firelight will catch us Stumblin' in Wherever you go, whatever you do You know these reckless thoughts of mine are following you I've fallen for you, whatever you do 'Cause, baby, you've shown me so many things that I never knew Whatever it takes, baby, I'll do it for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Our love is alive, and so we begin Foolishly laying our hearts on the table Stumblin' in Our love is a flame, burning within Now and then firelight will catch us Stumblin' in Wherever you go, whatever you do You know these reckless thoughts of mine are following you I've fallen for you, whatever you do 'Cause, baby, you've shown me so many things that I never knew Whatever it takes, baby, I'll do it for you Having my babyWhat a lovely way of sayingHow much you love me.Having my babyWhat a lovely way of sayingWhat you're thinking of me.I can see it your face is glowing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Our love is alive, and so we begin Foolishly laying our hearts on the table Stumblin' in Our love is a flame, burning within Now and then firelight will catch us Stumblin' in Wherever you go, whatever you do You know these reckless thoughts of mine are following you I've fallen for you, whatever you do 'Cause, baby, you've shown me so many things that I never knew Whatever it takes, baby, I'll do it for you 2 minutes ago, row_33 said: Having my babyWhat a lovely way of sayingHow much you love me.Having my babyWhat a lovely way of sayingWhat you're thinking of me.I can see it your face is glowing Do you two need a private room? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Do you two need a private room? not sure that will work biologically 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 You float like a feather In a beautiful world And I wish I was special You're so fuc.. kin' special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 In a gadda da vida, honeyDon't you know that I'm lovin' youIn a gadda da vida, babyDon't you know that I'll always be true Oh, won't you come with meAnd take my handOh, won't you come with meAnd walk this landPlease take my hand (continue on for 24 minutes) 2 minutes ago, row_33 said: not sure that will work biologically i heard something about EII and hermaphrodites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: You float like a feather In a beautiful world And I wish I was special You're so fuc.. kin' special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here... Sing, Muhammad, Muhammad Ali He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee Mohammed, the black superman Who calls to the other guy I'm Ali catch me if you can 13 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: In a gadda da vida, honeyDon't you know that I'm lovin' youIn a gadda da vida, babyDon't you know that I'll always be true Oh, won't you come with meAnd take my handOh, won't you come with meAnd walk this landPlease take my hand (continue on for 24 minutes) Maybe I'll be there to shake your handMaybe I'll be there to share the landThat they'll be givin' awayWhen we all live togetherI'm talkin' 'bout together now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. The hands can't hit what the eyes can't see. 2 minutes ago, row_33 said: Sing, Muhammad, Muhammad Ali He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee Mohammed, the black superman Who calls to the other guy I'm Ali catch me if you can Maybe I'll be there to shake your handMaybe I'll be there to share the landThat they'll be givin' awayWhen we all live togetherI'm talkin' 'bout together now Wow... We are on same wavelength. Be scared! Very scared... I was just cut and pasting Ali's quote or it would have been faster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. The hands can't hit what the eyes can't see. working on a file with a surname that is 6 syllables on the given name Muhammed was trying to sing the name to the song for a few minutes, it doesn't work at all.... Edited April 18, 2019 by row_33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 You can take all the tea in China Put it in a big brown bag for me Sail right around all the seven oceans Drop it straight into the deep blue sea She's as sweet as Tupelo honey She's an angel of the first degree She's as sweet as Tupelo honey Just like honey from the bee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Let me flow into the oceanLet me get back to the seaLet me be stormy and let me be calmLet the tide in, and set me free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 And all the tea in ChinaAnd all the tears from the deep blue seaAnd all the love from the heavens aboveWon't keep you here with me 11 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Let me flow into the oceanLet me get back to the seaLet me be stormy and let me be calmLet the tide in, and set me free Then the tide rushes inAnd washes my castles awayThen I'm really not so sureWhich side of the bed I should layI should lay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Woke up, fell out of bedDragged a comb across my headFound my way downstairs and drank a cupAnd looking up I noticed I was lateFound my coat and grabbed my hatMade the bus in seconds flatMade my way upstairs and had a smokeAnd everybody spoke and I went into a dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 48 minutes ago, KD in CA said: Woke up, fell out of bedDragged a comb across my headFound my way downstairs and drank a cupAnd looking up I noticed I was lateFound my coat and grabbed my hatMade the bus in seconds flatMade my way upstairs and had a smokeAnd everybody spoke and I went into a dream Time keeps on slippin, into the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer. The future's uncertain and the end is always near. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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