KD in CA Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, row_33 said: you are the Bathroom Gestapo Enforcer, timing people's visits? I time my own visits....which are invariably short. But you can always tell the weirdos who like to hang out in a room that smells like other dude's sh--. And then you get the other nuts who require a 20 minute dental hygiene routine twice a day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, KD in CA said: I time my own visits....which are invariably short. But you can always tell the weirdos who like to hang out in a room that smells like other dude's sh--. And then you get the other nuts who require a 20 minute dental hygiene routine twice a day. you time your visits, well that's special..... I was on a file where the lawyer NEVER washed his hands and the CFO had the strange habit, when agitated, of standing and putting both his hands down the front of his pants (spelunking we called it) For meals I made sure i got the first bread dip into the spinach bowl and then didn't continue with that appetizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, row_33 said: I have a good mental rolodex of the cleanest and safest washrooms in the Toronto financial district, just in case I have to go quick. Very George Costanza-like. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, NobesBLO13 said: Both. Getting paid to poop? God Bless America I knew a guy that would go from floor to floor (3 stories) and spend 30 minutes at a time in a stall pretending to crap just to not work you can't hide orange high tops very well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 the people who put their mouths sealed up onto a public washroom tap to get a drink are interesting, at least twice i've used the sink to wash dog poop or gasoline off the sole of my shoes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: Exactly! At a terrible job I had back in 2013, I would specifically leave the office, walk across a parking lot, and head to the Embassy Suites lobby bathroom. Always clean and no one was ever in there. I told many co-workers and they all began doing this also and thanked me profusely. There's a hotel near one of the spots I often have to be that has a great lobby bathroom that they let my coworkers and me use. Actual doors on the stalls, no gaps, couple of hooks to hang gear, and always clean. Edited April 9, 2019 by LeviF91 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, The Senator said: Very George Costanza-like. . he is an inspiration in so many ways 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, RaoulDuke79 said: The answer is both. Now for a little lesson. What you need to do is get yourself a pair of poop shoes. What these are, is a pair of shoes you put on to go to the bathroom that nobody else knows about. This allows you to 1. Be as nasty and stinky in the bathroom without being judged and 2. Hang out in there without being hounded. I also have a guy I work with that has a distinct breathing pattern ..... kind of hard for him to not breath for 5 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 when they took away his handicapped bathroom privileges and made it public, that must have hurt bad 12 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: I knew a guy that would go from floor to floor (3 stories) and spend 30 minutes at a time in a stall pretending to crap just to not work you can't hide orange high tops very well that's an accounting firm trick if you are in tax with nothing to do you can fake bill 16 clients a half hour each on a given day, show up at 10 and go home at 4 and take nothing home with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 To the OP I do both. Hell, I crap more at work than at home. If I have to fart at work I try to make sure I'm alone. At home I just let it rip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, LBSeeBallLBGetBall said: People who don't courtesy flush are savages. People who brush their teeth in the men's rooms are also #savages. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 those big salads at lunch go right through me, i have to go when at the office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: People who brush their teeth in the men's rooms are also #savages. that is the worst imo .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) i don't do either. i'm in a different situation where i work with all women, so i keep it as tame as possible. on top of that, my office is small now, and we share a bathroom. it's very public knowledge as to what goes down in there. we have one employee who absolutely destroys the bathroom on occasion, and everyone gets upset. the bathroom is even close to one of our operatories, so if it's bad enough, i can smell the devastation while i work. it's too much. all that being said, i'm building a new building that should be done at the end of june. as part of this, I have my own office off the beaten path, and I made sure i had my own bathroom in my own office. only my ass will touch that seat moving forward. it can't come soon enough. Edited April 9, 2019 by teef 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Saul Goodman used it as a weapon at the law firm he didn't want to remain at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 There's a good app, 'Flush - Toilet Finder' that works really well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 39 minutes ago, row_33 said: I have a good mental rolodex of the cleanest and safest washrooms in the Toronto financial district, just in case I have to go quick. @plenzmd1 will pay good, hard American cash for this information! I’m not sure his app crosses borders. (I want 10%) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 23 minutes ago, teef said: all that being said, i'm building a new building that should be done at the end of june. Look like this: 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Augie said: @plenzmd1 will pay good, hard American cash for this information! I’m not sure his app crosses borders. (I want 10%) if you are visiting Toronto, PM me please, no freaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Reed83HOF said: Look like this: I bet it’s Missy Piggy who wrecks the bathroom! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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