ExiledInIllinois Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/9/2019 at 1:04 PM, /dev/null said: I have no compunction farting any where or in the company of anyone, nor do I deny my contribution when called out However I do not like to poop in shared or unfamiliar toilets. I prefer the homefield advantage or at least in friendly surroundings That said, when the need does arise at work, I keep a roll of Charmin in a desk drawer. That GSA stuff is flimsy, weak, and feeels like sandpaper Wow... What's worse than a rosy azz Federal worker? An even rosier azzed Federal contractor. /smh LoL... I went to a meeting one time @ HQ and the arsenal office workers were all bringing pillows to sit on. I was like: "What did I do? Miss the memo?" Must be that damn GSA toilet paper roughing up their bums... I just thought they were soft-azzed pencil pushers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 If I’ve got to go, it doesn’t matter where I am. Work, home, grocery store, anything is a realistic option. You had better hope you didn’t leave your lunch box open. It wouldn’t be my first choice, but if options are limited........ I’ve been known to drive past construction sites and think a porta-potty was a beatiful site! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Augie said: If I’ve got to go, it doesn’t matter where I am. Work, home, grocery store, anything is a realistic option. You had better hope you didn’t leave your lunch box open. It wouldn’t be my first choice, but if options are limited........ I’ve been known to drive past construction sites and think a porta-potty was a beatiful site! You gotta go, you gotta go. Did you drop a duece in Hammer's Lot? Or did he give you a key to the executive washroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: You gotta go, you gotta go. Did you drop a duece in Hammer's Lot? Or did he give you a key to the executive washroom? Executive washroom? Does @plenzmd1 know about this and fail to share the magic key? But to answer your question, I did not know about the super secret washroom, and I sincerely apologize for what happened in the back of your truck. I promise next time I’ll pick a different victim. (Unless it’s desperate, then all bets are OFF!) . Edited April 11, 2019 by Augie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) A highly paid contract engineer once told me "Never sweat on their time. Never poop on your own time." Edited April 11, 2019 by BUFFALOKIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I tend to allow an extra 10-15 minutes each morning to have a dump then. Only emergencies will I do it at work. Most mornings then coming to work nobody can accuse me of being full of sh1t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/9/2019 at 3:39 PM, MILFHUNTER#518 said: A favorite past time of mine is to power wash the back of the customer toilet bowl with my ass, then go back to my office and leave the door open so I can hear the aftermath. My finest piece of work is the time I was taking such a nasty crap that the stench crept under the bathroom door into the showroom (I work in a car dealership) and I got to hear the reaction live from ground zero. It grosses me out to walk in and see splatters .. Flush twice you lazy POS!!! It also grosses me out to walk in and see half a roll of TP in the bowl Flush OFTEN if it;s that bad you lazy POS!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I crop dust everyone all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/9/2019 at 4:23 PM, DaBillsFanSince1973 said: thought I ***** and only farted gif not loading at work Here I sit broken hearted I came to ***** and only farted thats an oldie but a goody 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 hour ago, ShadyBillsFan said: gif not loading at work Here I sit broken hearted I came to ***** and only farted thats an oldie but a goody yesterday i took a chance saved my dime and ***** my pants i miss the old pay-toilets, I'm big enough to reach over and open the door for a free ride had to made extra specially sure that nobody was in the stall first 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, row_33 said: yesterday i took a chance saved my dime and ***** my pants i miss the old pay-toilets, I'm big enough to reach over and open the door for a free ride had to made extra specially sure that nobody was in the stall first you know I do recall this but I don't recall using a pay toilet .... if it was when I was a kid I probably climbed over the door Edited April 12, 2019 by ShadyBillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: you know I do recall this but I don't recall using a pay toilet .... if it was when I was a kid I probably climbed over the door i thought you were a limbo dancer and entered under the door.... always make sure the stall is empty, unless you want it to be occupied... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, row_33 said: i thought you were a limbo dancer and entered under the door.... always make sure the stall is empty, unless you want it to be occupied... something else I have not done in a long time... maybe that's why my back is so bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: something else I have not done in a long time... maybe that's why my back is so bad i have no idea what the effects would be for resurrecting one's limbo dancing achievements, especially when you have to say "OOF" every time you sit down or get up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/10/2019 at 9:19 PM, Augie said: If I’ve got to go, it doesn’t matter where I am. Work, home, grocery store, anything is a realistic option. You had better hope you didn’t leave your lunch box open. It wouldn’t be my first choice, but if options are limited........ I’ve been known to drive past construction sites and think a porta-potty was a beatiful site! I have used more than a few porta potties on runs... On 4/10/2019 at 9:29 PM, Augie said: Executive washroom? Does @plenzmd1 know about this and fail to share the magic key? But to answer your question, I did not know about the super secret washroom, and I sincerely apologize for what happened in the back of your truck. I promise next time I’ll pick a different victim. (Unless it’s desperate, then all bets are OFF!) . hmm, executive washroom @Hammered a Lot , must say I have not been given access. But I do have one in the stadium that is practically set aside for my personal use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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