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A guy dies and gets to heaven and is surprised to see a large wall full of clocks.  He asks St Peter what they're for?

 

St Peter says they are "lie clocks."   Every time a person lies the hands move one second.  He points to Mother Theresa's clock and proudly tells the guy the hands have never moved.  Then he shows him George Washington's and the hands have only moved a couple of seconds, indicating that George was pretty honest.

 

Then the guy asks to see Hillary's clock.  St Peter tells him that they keep that one in Jesus's office, and he uses it as a ceiling fan.

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Bills news: OC Brian Daboll on what is different for QB Josh Allen in 2019

Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Rosen is entering his second offseason with the team and offensive coordinator Brian Daboll thinks that will be key in taking a step forward. Daboll knows in Allen's first season he had to learn all the formations, calls, and even where things 

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OC Brian Daboll on what is different for QB Josh Allen in 2019

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Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Rosen is entering his second offseason 

 

THIS IS HERE ON PURPOSE 

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On 5/27/2019 at 1:57 PM, Bills!Win! said:

The wife and I made a funny parody video. Notice the Bills Blanket Spotted at the end 

 

 

 

 

Add some twins! No more time for parody videos!    ?

 

 

Nicely done. 

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On 5/27/2019 at 1:57 PM, Bills!Win! said:

The wife and I made a funny parody video. Notice the Bills Blanket Spotted at the end 

 

 

It too me a minute to recognize  that song from the Greatest Showman 

 

Loren Allred (a contestant on The Voice years ago) kickass on that song. 

[ that ^ should also get a quick laugh ] 

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On 5/18/2019 at 4:33 PM, ShadyBillsFan said:

If you want to make it political be generic or specify the worlds worst liar.  

 

Like DT

I thought Hilary was the worlds worst liar.  Who’s worse?  Her husband?  

 

And all all politicians are liars.  I don’t care for any of them regardless of party. 

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