Sweats Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 ........excellent blumpkin skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Is one of the medical professions most sought after enema technicians 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: Has a business plan to open up several massage parlors in his area, staffed with retirees. I’m in 18 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Is one of the medical professions most sought after enema technicians School detective super star ⭐️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 makes one hell of a Stromboli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 ^^^ Has the fourth largest collection of potato chips that resemble all five members of Menudo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodHands15 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 (edited) ^Is actually a figment of his own imagination Edited March 3, 2019 by GoodHands15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 ^^^ Received his screen name from his old High School days when he would “warm up” the football players before games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Threw full beer cans at War Memorial Stadium -at the BILLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 ^^^ Sells pencils to blind people. #sad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 ^^ was rejected from the bachelor because he couldn’t take his blankie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Ranked #1 in a recent Gallup survey of why women become lesbians 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 ^^^ Sang the Star Spangled Banner at the 1997 UCF (United #### Fighting) Championship...hasn’t been asked back because he sang it to the melody of “Love Will Keep us Together”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Won the 2015 award for Most Imaginative Billing at Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, but came in second in 4 the last 5 years. (Kinda like the Bills, if we had just won ONE!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 as a kid, used to run around all the live long day singing, 'oh, i wish i were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, 'cause everyone would be in love with meeeeee' at the top of his lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Can get turned down anytime, anywhere by any woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 Has the uncanny ability to count out the exact number of pennies from his change purse while paying for his groceries. Those waiting behind him are in awe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 still exchanges Christmas cards with former client responsible for 75% of the 'no loitering' signs found on Chuck E. Cheeses' in greater North America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Can tell exactly how big your junk is just by listening to you pee in a urinal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Caint fix a dadgum thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Always sits up front next to the Uber driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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