Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, /dev/null said: The two struck up a conversation on the lack of verbs, poor spelling, and excessive use of commas. Which, was weerd, because Casey Anthony, wuz a rely, bad righter irregardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share Posted August 6, 2018 With a repair estimate of $1,347 facing Bob, he decided to do the only sensible thing he could do: turn around and go back home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 He sauntered through the living room, barely acknowledging his sickly cat as he passed, and headed straight to the basement which concealed his darkest secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 THE END. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, DC Tom said: AWESOME REAR END. Fixed it for you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Down the creaky basement stairs Bob crept, as faint whimpers of pain could be heard coming from the darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 The monetary exchange rate of meadcoins have held a steady $0.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: The end. 55 minutes ago, DC Tom said: THE END. 50 minutes ago, mead107 said: Fixed it for you ? 5 minutes ago, /dev/null said: The monetary exchange rate of meadcoins have held a steady $0.00 Bastards! This is why we can’t have anything nice around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Buy meadcoin today and in20 Years you will be guaranteed to be paid back the same as what you paid. You can’t go wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Down the creaky basement stairs Bob crept, as faint whimpers of pain could be heard coming from the darkness. Turning the corner, Bob turned on a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling, shining light on his latest torture victim: DC Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Fadingpain said: Turning the corner, Bob turned on a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling, shining light on his latest torture victim: DC Tom. ... who had INXS blaring on a boom box, a David Carradine movie showing in the background, a belt tied to a door knob with the other end tied to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 DC' mouth to stop him from calling everyone idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Suddenly there's a cry from the cellar, "Don't let Gator get me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donbb Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 A loud thud echoed from the top of the stairwell and as Bob ran upstairs to check what it was, he saw the door was shut and realized he had been locked him in the cellar with DC Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) 27 minutes ago, donbb said: A loud thud echoed from the top of the stairwell and as Bob ran upstairs to check what it was, he saw the door was shut and realized he had been locked in the cellar with DC Tom The story of his life swam before his reddened eyes, and a scream of fright welled up in his throat as he slowly turned around at the head of the stairs when the sound of only one word rose from the darkness below......................"Idiot". . Edited August 7, 2018 by B-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 THE END. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 Realizing it was just himself and DC Tom in the basement, Bob returned to the task at hand, the torture of DC Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Popinski Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Little did he know that without ear plugs he was the only one who would be tortured that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 First, Bob stuffed a sock in Tom's mouth so he couldn't speak; with that peace of mind, Bob reached for an assortment of tools; would it be the power drill or the sawzall he briefly wondered, before deciding to grab the pliers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donbb Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 As Bob attached the pliers to Tom's top right molar, dozens of toy dentures rolled from a dark corner of the room chanting idiot in unison like a home hockey crowd would toward a visiting goaltender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 As he was giving up goal after goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Bob was lazer focused, however, as he slowly extracted each and every one of DC Tom’s teeth until his mouth was completely empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Then it was time to finish with peppermint mouthwash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 CHAPTER 2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 The morning after, Tom finally regained consciousness and glanced up into the dim light to see Bob standing over him grinning with a ball-peen hammer in his hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Gently handing it to Tom, together they began building a 1/1000th scale balsa wood replica of pre-Ottoman Constantinople, of such tender attention to detail the world had never before seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 After seeing it, Beerboy returned to the board under his new name, Napolean. He simply had to tell everyone his story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Which provided great entertainment for Bob and Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Then, toothless DC Tom and Bob engaged in a loving embrace, as Bob deep-mouth kissed Tom ever so tenderly while Wham’s greatest hits played in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) But after the duo finished the last details on the Hagia Sophia and Hippodrome, the Constantinople scale modeling project became boring, and so Bob returned to his initial plan with the ball peen hammer, hitting tom in the groin with his mightiest swing. Edited August 7, 2018 by Fadingpain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 which missed as some passes from previous Bills QB's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 As Tom rolled around on the floor, desperately clutching his groin, Bob repeated with yet another smack, this time to the left knee cap, which was a perfect strike, similar to a TD bomb thrown by Jim Kelly in days gone by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 &>/dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 ...was a mathematical equation that Tom pondered as he drifted in and out of consciousness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 With DC Tom’s body now clumsily dismembered and disposed of in the Allegheny River, the now blood thirsty Bob set his sights on bigger fish...a woman that he has held so dearly to his heart for some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 His mother, who had earlier been brutally sodomized by MS13 gang members for 9 hours straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 None of which mattered to Pasta Joe, who in one malformed sentence demonstrated his poor grasp of the English language, mathematics, and Linux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Along with his keen knowledge of mathematics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donbb Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Bob was hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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