Cripple Creek Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 was this past weekend. Her mother, my DiL, decides to take her and some friends to Chick fil’ A to celebrate. Anyhoo, they’re having a fun time, eating, singing, playing on the modular plaything apparatus when all of the sudden the **** hit the fan quite literally. My granddaughter went down the slide after some white trash kid and, if you can believe it, she ended up covered in crap. Not stuff mind you, actual ?, without the smiley face. My DiL was, understandably, livid. Apparently the **** kid’s parents were laughing about this while she, My DiL, was cursing up a storm. The guy had the gall to tell her that there wasn’t a sign prohibiting **** sliding. So, who does she sue? CfA, obviously for improper hygiene, supervision, pain and suffering, mental anguish etc. But what about the parents? Does anyone have any idea how to find them? I really feel that they should be held responsible. Thanks for any constructive advice you have to offer. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 i think the first mistake was using a playground at a chick fil a. that **** is lawless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fr. Jerk Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, teef said: i think the first mistake was using a playground at a chick fil a. that **** is lawless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 I didn't know you had a second grandchild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 If the political climate in this country wasn’t so hostile the child’s digestive track wouldn’t have been so stressed and volatile. Don’t blame the parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Cripple Creek said: was this past weekend. Her mother, my DiL, decides to take her and some friends to Chick fil’ A to celebrate. Anyhoo, they’re having a fun time, eating, singing, playing on the modular plaything apparatus when all of the sudden the **** hit the fan quite literally. My granddaughter went down the slide after some white trash kid and, if you can believe it, she ended up covered in crap. Not stuff mind you, actual ?, without the smiley face. My DiL was, understandably, livid. Apparently the **** kid’s parents were laughing about this while she, My DiL, was cursing up a storm. The guy had the gall to tell her that there wasn’t a sign prohibiting **** sliding. So, who does she sue? CfA, obviously for improper hygiene, supervision, pain and suffering, mental anguish etc. But what about the parents? Does anyone have any idea how to find them? I really feel that they should be held responsible. Thanks for any constructive advice you have to offer. Half white trash....the other half is Asian. That's called the good half. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: Half white trash....the other half is Asian. That's called the good half. I thought you were half. Wouldn't that make the Mad Shitter 1/4? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, Gugny said: I thought you were half. Wouldn't that make the Mad Shitter 1/4? I failed math my first year in college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 16, 2018 Author Share Posted July 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Half white trash....the other half is Asian. That's called the good half. Well, My DiL is farsighted. She also said the dad tried to hide behind his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fr. Jerk Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, The Jerk said: This image sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fr. Jerk Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: This image sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Just now, The Jerk said: "Sorry, Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 8 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: was this past weekend. Her mother, my DiL, decides to take her and some friends to Chick fil’ A to celebrate. Anyhoo, they’re having a fun time, eating, singing, playing on the modular plaything apparatus when all of the sudden the **** hit the fan quite literally. My granddaughter went down the slide after some white trash kid and, if you can believe it, she ended up covered in crap. Not stuff mind you, actual ?, without the smiley face. My DiL was, understandably, livid. Apparently the **** kid’s parents were laughing about this while she, My DiL, was cursing up a storm. The guy had the gall to tell her that there wasn’t a sign prohibiting **** sliding. So, who does she sue? CfA, obviously for improper hygiene, supervision, pain and suffering, mental anguish etc. But what about the parents? Does anyone have any idea how to find them? I really feel that they should be held responsible. Thanks for any constructive advice you have to offer. The rumor has always been that you were a ****ty parent.... now you’re a ****ty grandparent too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 There are always 2 sides to every story. I want to publicly thank Gugny for the "Mad Shitter" line above. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 9 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: was this past weekend. Her mother, my DiL, decides to take her and some friends to Chick fil’ A to celebrate. Anyhoo, they’re having a fun time, eating, singing, playing on the modular plaything apparatus when all of the sudden the **** hit the fan quite literally. My granddaughter went down the slide after some white trash kid and, if you can believe it, she ended up covered in crap. Not stuff mind you, actual ?, without the smiley face. My DiL was, understandably, livid. Apparently the **** kid’s parents were laughing about this while she, My DiL, was cursing up a storm. The guy had the gall to tell her that there wasn’t a sign prohibiting **** sliding. So, who does she sue? CfA, obviously for improper hygiene, supervision, pain and suffering, mental anguish etc. But what about the parents? Does anyone have any idea how to find them? I really feel that they should be held responsible. Thanks for any constructive advice you have to offer. You should be thankful that someone “greased the track” to reduce friction and increase velocity for an overall superior slide experience. Sheesh! Some people just have to complain about everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 16, 2018 Author Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Augie said: You should be thankful that someone “greased the track” to reduce friction and increase velocity for an overall superior slide experience. Sheesh! Some people just have to complain about everything! I didn’t think you would be one to have fun at my granddaughter’s expense. You are a ****ty person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: I didn’t think you would be one to have fun at my granddaughter’s expense. You are a ****ty person. Apparently, so is she....NOW. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 What an absolutely ****ty person. Lowlife scum. May the poopetrators of this anal aberration rot in hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FearLess Price Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 That was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 So despite all that sh*t, how was the chicken?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 9 minutes ago, Marv's Neighbor said: So despite all that sh*t, how was the chicken?? And here is another question that has been bothering me for some time: whatever happened to the slide? What was its condition after this event unfolded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, Fadingpain said: And here is another question that has been bothering me for some time: whatever happened to the slide? What was its condition after this event unfolded? What would be the easiest way to clean it? Soak a towel in some sort of cleaner/disinfectant, then send someone down on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 34 minutes ago, Marv's Neighbor said: So despite all that sh*t, how was the chicken?? Fantastic. No one can beat CFA when it comes to chicken sandwiches. 24 minutes ago, Fadingpain said: And here is another question that has been bothering me for some time: whatever happened to the slide? What was its condition after this event unfolded? Well to be honest, the little girl's hair and shirt "mopped" up most of the "debris". They just needed to use disinfectant to get the streaks that we left behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 37 minutes ago, Fadingpain said: And here is another question that has been bothering me for some time: whatever happened to the slide? What was its condition after this event unfolded? Don't worry, the slides are cleaned by the same people who launder the blankets on airplanes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: Fantastic. No one can beat CFA when it comes to chicken sandwiches. Well to be honest, the little girl's hair and shirt "mopped" up most of the "debris". They just needed to use disinfectant to get the streaks that we left behind. Go start your own thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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