Mr. WEO Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Deadspin reports some of the silly things scouts feel compelled to put to paper: “Outstanding size and length” (Carlton Davis, Auburn) “Can pump and re-calibrate” (Sam Darnold, USC) “Has a broad waist with a thick trunk” (Will Hernandez, Texas El-Paso) “Built like a bank safe with wide hips, broad chest and powerful limbs” (Quenton Nelson, Notre Dame) “Lack of length makes it tough for him to sustain” (Billy Price, Ohio State) “Is smallish for interior life” (Maurice Hurst, Michigan) “Plays the ball and not the man” (Josh Jackson, Iowa) “Big, long and athletic” (Leighton Vander Esch, Boise State) “Elite wiggle triggered by fluid hips” (Saquon Barkley, Penn State) “Fluid and explosive in space” (Roquan Smith, Georgia) “Built like a wall of granite with exceptional lean muscle mass” (Da’Ron Payne, Alabama) “Outstanding hand placement” (Connor Williams, Texas) “Movement is fluid and feel for the position comes naturally” (Deon Cain, Clemson) “Body control for late adjustments is adequate” (D.J. Chark, LSU) “Needs more consistent latch and finish with his hands” (Kolton Miller, UCLA) “Can drive it with velocity” (Lamar Jackson, Louisville) “Muscular, well-proportioned frame” (Sony Michel, Georgia) “Can get grabby in man coverage” (Jaire Alexander, Louisville) “Initial get-off is below average” (Vita Vea, Washington) “Thick and broad across lower body” (Tim Settle, Virginia Tech) “Can uncork suddenly when it breaks open” (Josh Allen, Wyoming) “Smooth, fluid and flexible” (James Daniels, Iowa) “Deep balls hang on him” (Baker Mayfield, Oklahoma) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. L. Hot-Flamethrower Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mr. WEO said: Deadspin reports some of the silly things scouts feel compelled to put to paper: “Outstanding size and length” (Carlton Davis, Auburn) “Can pump and re-calibrate” (Sam Darnold, USC) “Has a broad waist with a thick trunk” (Will Hernandez, Texas El-Paso) “Built like a bank safe with wide hips, broad chest and powerful limbs” (Quenton Nelson, Notre Dame) “Lack of length makes it tough for him to sustain” (Billy Price, Ohio State) “Is smallish for interior life” (Maurice Hurst, Michigan) “Plays the ball and not the man” (Josh Jackson, Iowa) “Big, long and athletic” (Leighton Vander Esch, Boise State) “Elite wiggle triggered by fluid hips” (Saquon Barkley, Penn State) “Fluid and explosive in space” (Roquan Smith, Georgia) “Built like a wall of granite with exceptional lean muscle mass” (Da’Ron Payne, Alabama) “Outstanding hand placement” (Connor Williams, Texas) “Movement is fluid and feel for the position comes naturally” (Deon Cain, Clemson) “Body control for late adjustments is adequate” (D.J. Chark, LSU) “Needs more consistent latch and finish with his hands” (Kolton Miller, UCLA) “Can drive it with velocity” (Lamar Jackson, Louisville) “Muscular, well-proportioned frame” (Sony Michel, Georgia) “Can get grabby in man coverage” (Jaire Alexander, Louisville) “Initial get-off is below average” (Vita Vea, Washington) “Thick and broad across lower body” (Tim Settle, Virginia Tech) “Can uncork suddenly when it breaks open” (Josh Allen, Wyoming) “Smooth, fluid and flexible” (James Daniels, Iowa) “Deep balls hang on him” (Baker Mayfield, Oklahoma) LMFAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddaryl Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Mr. WEO said: Deadspin reports some of the silly things scouts feel compelled to put to paper: Team Scout "“Outstanding size and length” Team Doctor, "Alright son, you can put your pants back on" Edited April 18, 2018 by ddaryl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddo Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Okay, any former or current scouts care to add to this? Please ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 "Good penetration" "Really shoots the gap" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddaryl Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, whatdrought said: You can pretty much add this to almost every single quote above.. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 35 minutes ago, Mr. WEO said: “Elite wiggle triggered by fluid hips” No need for sound... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalostu2 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Good in a phone booth like a cow walking on ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Anyone need a cigarette? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. L. Hot-Flamethrower Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 “Lack of length makes it tough for him to sustain” (Billy Price, Ohio State) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26TrapDraw Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 29 minutes ago, WhoTom said: "Good penetration" "Really shoots the gap" Currently a Tight End. Hopes to be a wide receiver. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanbillsfan2206 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 “Deep balls hang on him”. My man crush on Mayfield just keeps getting stronger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epstein's Mother Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Maybe it's just me but this sounds like sex stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Ok I’ll add... Fluid hips allow for quick wiggle Explosive burst with powerful thrust Displays active hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 20 minutes ago, Epstein's Mother said: Maybe it's just me but this sounds like sex stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 (edited) Agile with quick penetration. Da'Ron Payne Unmatched burst! Leighton Vander Esch Soft hands, works well in tight coverage. Christian Kirk Slow eyes, but firm hands that really grip the ball. Kyle Lauletta Built perfectly for gap work. Vita Via Handles the process like a champ. Arden Key Perfectly built for cone work. Lamar Jackson "via Rex" extraordinary feet that jump into play well. DJ Moore Edited April 19, 2018 by BillsRdue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Seanbillsfan2206 said: “Deep balls hang on him”. My man crush on Mayfield just keeps getting stronger... So Mayfield=P Manning, perry much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 I didn't see "Strong like bull. Smart like refrigerator." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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