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1 minute ago, Chris66 said:

They are great and in their 8th Superbowl

You are a moron. There are many reasons for your moronhood, but the fact that you're a Patriots fan is chief among them. You follow a franchise headed by a drunken buffoon who needs to constant monitoring in the event the cameras pan up to the skybox to find him drooling into his adult son's lap. Incapable of speaking in coherent sentences, even when sober, Kraft recently botched even the easiest task a multibillionaire undertakes in replacing his dead wife with the least attractive extra in Iron Man, as if dating a chick 40 years his junior is going to fool anyone into thinking he can do anything besides pour himself in and out of those ridiculous white collared shirt suits he inhabits on game days. Your head coach is a muttering pompous sore loser buffoon who styles himself some great leader of men when in reality is reviled by nearly every former player and has coasted to his position in the annals of coaching by a well documented record of cheating and, of course...Brady. The guy who makes millions ripping off Patriots fans by selling books saying you can avoid sunburn by drinking enough water and ran out on his pregnant girlfriend. Only Patriots fans would be dumb enough to look at a guy playing professional football into his 40s and think 'yep, muscle pliability!' and ignore their mongoloid HGH experiment tight end knuckle dragging around the field between fits of roid rage fueled assaults and a perpetual glassy eyed concussion-face. You can smell the somatotropin through the screen when you watch. !@#$ the Patriots and their entire stupid !@#$ing fanbase.

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2 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

You are a moron. There are many reasons for your moronhood, but the fact that you're a Patriots fan is chief among them. You follow a franchise headed by a drunken buffoon who needs to constant monitoring in the event the cameras pan up to the skybox to find him drooling into his adult son's lap. Incapable of speaking in coherent sentences, even when sober, Kraft recently botched even the easiest task a multibillionaire undertakes in replacing his dead wife with the least attractive extra in Iron Man, as if dating a chick 40 years his junior is going to fool anyone into thinking he can do anything besides pour himself in and out of those ridiculous white collared shirt suits he inhabits on game days. Your head coach is a muttering pompous sore loser buffoon who styles himself some great leader of men when in reality is reviled by nearly every former player and has coasted to his position in the annals of coaching by a well documented record of cheating and, of course...Brady. The guy who makes millions ripping off Patriots fans by selling books saying you can avoid sunburn by drinking enough water and ran out on his pregnant girlfriend. Only Patriots fans would be dumb enough to look at a guy playing professional football into his 40s and think 'yep, muscle pliability!' and ignore their mongoloid HGH experiment tight end knuckle dragging around the field between fits of roid rage fueled assaults and a perpetual glassy eyed concussion-face. You can smell the somatotropin through the screen when you watch. !@#$ the Patriots and their entire stupid !@#$ing fanbase.

For your own health you might want to follow a different sport. You take this football stuff way to seriously. I hear golf is relaxing.

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I am impressed with the Eagles defense (pass rush and run defense, especially) and their offensive line.

 

However, their last two games were at home, and I just do not trust Nick Foles to repeat his performance from Sunday. Even if he gets off to a good start like Bortles, can he really play well for 60 minutes?

 

With that said, I don't think the Patriots will rout the Eagles by any means (they have played in seven SBs with Brady and all have been close).

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13 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

You are a moron. There are many reasons for your moronhood, but the fact that you're a Patriots fan is chief among them. You follow a franchise headed by a drunken buffoon who needs to constant monitoring in the event the cameras pan up to the skybox to find him drooling into his adult son's lap. Incapable of speaking in coherent sentences, even when sober, Kraft recently botched even the easiest task a multibillionaire undertakes in replacing his dead wife with the least attractive extra in Iron Man, as if dating a chick 40 years his junior is going to fool anyone into thinking he can do anything besides pour himself in and out of those ridiculous white collared shirt suits he inhabits on game days. Your head coach is a muttering pompous sore loser buffoon who styles himself some great leader of men when in reality is reviled by nearly every former player and has coasted to his position in the annals of coaching by a well documented record of cheating and, of course...Brady. The guy who makes millions ripping off Patriots fans by selling books saying you can avoid sunburn by drinking enough water and ran out on his pregnant girlfriend. Only Patriots fans would be dumb enough to look at a guy playing professional football into his 40s and think 'yep, muscle pliability!' and ignore their mongoloid HGH experiment tight end knuckle dragging around the field between fits of roid rage fueled assaults and a perpetual glassy eyed concussion-face. You can smell the somatotropin through the screen when you watch. !@#$ the Patriots and their entire stupid !@#$ing fanbase.

 

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Now THAT is some funny s#*t.

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11 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

You are a moron. There are many reasons for your moronhood, but the fact that you're a Patriots fan is chief among them. You follow a franchise headed by a drunken buffoon who needs to constant monitoring in the event the cameras pan up to the skybox to find him drooling into his adult son's lap. Incapable of speaking in coherent sentences, even when sober, Kraft recently botched even the easiest task a multibillionaire undertakes in replacing his dead wife with the least attractive extra in Iron Man, as if dating a chick 40 years his junior is going to fool anyone into thinking he can do anything besides pour himself in and out of those ridiculous white collared shirt suits he inhabits on game days. Your head coach is a muttering pompous sore loser buffoon who styles himself some great leader of men when in reality is reviled by nearly every former player and has coasted to his position in the annals of coaching by a well documented record of cheating and, of course...Brady. The guy who makes millions ripping off Patriots fans by selling books saying you can avoid sunburn by drinking enough water and ran out on his pregnant girlfriend. Only Patriots fans would be dumb enough to look at a guy playing professional football into his 40s and think 'yep, muscle pliability!' and ignore their mongoloid HGH experiment tight end knuckle dragging around the field between fits of roid rage fueled assaults and a perpetual glassy eyed concussion-face. You can smell the somatotropin through the screen when you watch. !@#$ the Patriots and their entire stupid !@#$ing fanbase.

This is what 17 years of being beaten down by a particular team will do to a Bills fan.  Just be thankful Brady will be gone soon.

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21 hours ago, Jauronimo said:

When Schwartzy was in Buffalo we had an amazing D, until we played the Pats who moved the ball at will.

Schwartz's D was great against all of the NFC North teams. Minnesota is an NFC North team, New England is not.

1 hour ago, Jobot said:

Do you recall what happened when the the greatest show on turf met NE in Belicheck's first SB???

Yeah, the Patriots videotaped all of the Rams' practices, decoded their visual defensive calls (because the QB of the offense got a radio but the QB of the defense didn't back then) and then used that knowledge to change the offensive play invisibly, over the radio, once they knew what the Rams would do defensively.

Is that about right?

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17 hours ago, nonprophet said:

 

Yeah, the Patriots videotaped all of the Rams' practices, decoded their visual defensive calls (because the QB of the offense got a radio but the QB of the defense didn't back then) and then used that knowledge to change the offensive play invisibly, over the radio, once they knew what the Rams would do defensively.

Is that about right?

 

Lol thank you for this!  I had gone soft and needed this reminder--- F the PATS!!!!

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4 hours ago, Jobot said:

 

Lol thank you for this!  I had gone soft and needed this reminder--- F the PATS!!!!

 

I hate them but on some level I would enjoy the entertainment value of this if it were some other team...

 

It really should have been the Raiders doing all this stuff and always winning. Would have fit perfectly.

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