Bray Wyatt Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 https://www.aol.com/article/lifestyle/2017/08/29/america-is-heading-for-a-chicken-wing-shortage/23189904/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058& Nooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and see a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the middle of the four beasts say $2.09 for a pound of chicken wings The end is nigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Don't they say this every year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 What is happening to our great country??? What's next? A nacho shortage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted August 31, 2017 Author Share Posted August 31, 2017 What is happening to our great country??? What's next? A nacho shortage? Bacon?? God I just got sick even thinking about a bacon shortage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Maybe pork wings will become more of a thing. Man those are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 What is happening to our great country??? What's next? A nacho shortage? Where are you living, Mexico? America doesn't care about a Nacho Shortage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 The place I buy from cut the single order down from 12 to ten. Boo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Where are you living, Mexico? America doesn't care about a Nacho Shortage! Nachos are so overrated. Usually just a big pile of garbage with soggy tortilla at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Where are you living, Mexico? America doesn't care about a Nacho Shortage! I just might choose a GOOD plate of nachos as my last meal. No nacho hate needed! Nachos are so overrated. Usually just a big pile of garbage with soggy tortilla at the bottom. Bad nachos suck. But then, bad anything (almost!) sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 So I actually watched the !@#$ing video on that article and read the text. 1) the video claims the average American will eat over 17 thousand wings in their lifetime. That's absolute horeshit. I will certainly eat that many, but I love wings. 2) barbecue is the most popular flavor? The !@#$?? 3) As to the title of the article; nowhere in the article does it mention why there is this apparent shortage. Unless chickens are being born with one less wing, I think we're good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 So I actually watched the !@#$ing video on that article and read the text. 1) the video claims the average American will eat over 17 thousand wings in their lifetime. That's absolute horeshit. I will certainly eat that many, but I love wings. 2) barbecue is the most popular flavor? The !@#$?? 3) As to the title of the article; nowhere in the article does it mention why there is this apparent shortage. Unless chickens are being born with one less wing, I think we're good. Now I've got Def Leppard in my my head. Thanks a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I just might choose a GOOD plate of nachos as my last meal. No nacho hate needed! Bad nachos suck. But then, bad anything (almost!) sucks. I also love a good Nacho plate but it depends where I go get them from. If I am at a game, I don't mind the regular chips and cheese sauce But If I buy it from a restaurant or bar, they better be made with real cheese and other toppings. There was one time I ordered nachos at a bar/restaurant and they ame out with chips soaked in cheese sauce. I was so disapointed that a bar/restaurant would think of serving them that way..... As for the wing shortage, its funny that they could be talking about a shortage of something that not long ago was considered a garbage piece of the chicken and almost never used or served. Now there is talks of shortages and the cost for it makes it almost the most expensive part of the chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Business Insider will blame millennials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Business Insider will blame millennials The media will blame Trump Bills fans will blame Pegula The History© Channel will blame Aliens But it was Barzini all along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) Don't they say this every year? seems familiar it drives up the prices Nationwide Shortage Of Chicken Wings Causing Price Hike ... newyork.cbslocal.com/...shortage-of-chicken-wings-causing-price-hike Aug 05, 2017 · A growing appetite for chicken wings has created a nationwide shortage google search - last news was Jan 2013 Bacon?? God I just got sick even thinking about a bacon shortage Now It's Getting Serious: 2017 Could See a Bacon Shortage ... www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/now-it...see-bacon-shortage-n715351 Call it the first sign of the aporkalypse: The nation could be facing a bacon shortage, The media will blame Trump Bills fans will blame Pegula The History© Channel will blame Aliens But it was Barzini all along one more for you - Ghost Hunters blame Demons Edited August 31, 2017 by ShadyBillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Don't they say this every year? Probably. But the price doesn't ratchet up like it has this year. 10# bag @ BJ's was ~$18 2 months ago. Now it's ~$24. Was told by a restaurant buyer to expect $3.00/# by the end of the year. Can't recall the reason he gave. Have 25#'s in the freezer. Might need to buy 1 more bag to weather the crisis until saner times are restored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KermitMcDermott Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I hope we do get a shortage. Lap it up, you fatties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Probably. But the price doesn't ratchet up like it has this year. 10# bag @ BJ's was ~$18 2 months ago. Now it's ~$24. Was told by a restaurant buyer to expect $3.00/# by the end of the year. Can't recall the reason he gave. Have 25#'s in the freezer. Might need to buy 1 more bag to weather the crisis until saner times are restored. Do you own a deep fryer or do you cook them another way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Do you own a deep fryer or do you cook them another way? This depends on size. Sometimes deep fryer, sometimes "cookie sheet" for a couple dozen at a time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts