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Why would Stanton Optical have Tyrod as their spokesperson?


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Get a hobby BuffaloBud420.

Something other than spamming a football message board.

Maybe try reading? The instructions on how to cook a Pop-Tart doesn't count.

 

The warning on PopTarts must have been written for him, though:

"Caution: pastries may be hot when heated."

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You know what? You're right. He's Oscar for sure.

 

Maybe he just wears oven gloves all day just in case he touches something hot?

i'm not sure if he wears them, but i bet his mom does pin them to his jacket so he doesn't lose them.

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He has no vision.

 

He's doing pretty darn good for a guy with no vision.....making millions while you're trolling a friggin message board thirsty for someone to laugh at a weak troll attempt. Hahaha. Come on man!!! You need to definitely step up your game!!

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At least Tyrod doesn't wear a visor like that walking cancer that was EJ 1992 Ford Escort Manual. How can you lead men through a visor?? And his body language was clinically linked to tumors in lab rats. I can't believe I got suckered into buying 20,000 shares of EJMLL.

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Before i got my eyes done, I couldn't throw to my primary target unless he was WIDE OPEN for a full second.

 

After I got them done, I can now look to another target and even hope to someday lead my receiver into a throw 20 yards downfield.

 

Thanks Stanton Optical!!!

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