Royale with Cheese Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 I thought of this thread because of what happened to me this weekend. It's the most embarrassing, although funny, moment in my life. I was outside doing yard work and had the radio streaming through my Bose. This thing can get pretty loud on max volume which I had it on. My wife and son are at the park so I had the house to myself. I finish the yard work and go inside to relax a little bit. I felt the urge and since I don't get a lot of time to myself now...I took advantage of it. I get my cell, start watching some adult entertainment. For some reason, I'm not getting volume. So I mess with it for a few minutes, still no volume so I just carried on without it. After I complete my objective, I can hear a noise coming from my front yard. I walk closer to my front door and that's when it hit me. I never disconnected the bluetooth from my cell phone. I wasn't hearing anything because the videos audio was going through the Bose and it was on full volume....for all my neighbors to hear. My neighbors across the street and to my right were outside as well doing yard work....they absolutely heard what I was watching. Son of a *****...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Hahaha. I bet you're not the only one this has happened to. Never to me but my phone is constantly connected to a bluetooth for music and can see how it could easily happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 I hope it was some foul Japanese poop porn or something...lmao. This is very funny to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 6, 2017 Author Share Posted July 6, 2017 I hope it was some foul Japanese poop porn or something...lmao. This is very funny to me. That's not my genre. It was one of those hot step moms. I literally am extremely embarrassed. I don't want to make eye contact with any of my neighbors for like 3 months when they hopefully forget about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 That's not my genre. It was one of those hot step moms. I literally am extremely embarrassed. I don't want to make eye contact with any of my neighbors for like 3 months when they hopefully forget about it. Neighbors don't forget ANYTHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 6, 2017 Author Share Posted July 6, 2017 Neighbors don't forget ANYTHING. Looks like I need to move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Looks like I need to move. Could be. That was a funny story. Your new nickname is Spanky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Might be the perfect ice breaker to start swinging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 No matter one complains if you blast the music like that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 my neighbors hear me watching porn all the time. its never that uncomfortable, honestly. my mom usually just calls and tells me to turn it down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 my neighbors hear me watching porn all the time. its never that uncomfortable, honestly. my mom usually just calls and tells me to turn it down It's because your speaker setup is a little too much.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 It's because your speaker setup is a little too much.... actually that's not far off. i have a column of 5 speakers in the corner and 6 speakers throughout the room which spread it. at the farm, i have 4 large shelf speakers (2 pioneer and 2 cerwin vega) with 2 powerful outdoor all weather speakers from bose. i can hear my stuff from a half mile away. on sundays for bills game it is loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 6, 2017 Author Share Posted July 6, 2017 my neighbors hear me watching porn all the time. its never that uncomfortable, honestly. my mom usually just calls and tells me to turn it down Do you keep your blinds open too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 (edited) I was at a graduation party, sitting in a glider loveseat with my wife, holding a draft beer. The host's dog came up and jumped on me, spilling the beer right into my crotch. I was wearing light-colored shorts, so I had to walk from the patio to to the bathroom - through the crowd - looking like I'd peed my pants. Edited July 6, 2017 by WhoTom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Do you keep your blinds open too? My guess probably not, the cows would get jealous of the sheep then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Do you keep your blinds open too? My guess probably not, the cows would get jealous of the sheep then My guess probably not, the cows would get jealous of the sheep then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockpile233 Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 This is just amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheElectricCompany Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Yard work puts you in the mood, eh? Geezus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Yard work puts you in the mood, eh? Geezus. Eh, sometimes you gotta crank one out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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