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PM me with it!!

Not wanting to go too far, but it was described to me as a brand new bed in an expansive home (6,000+/- SF). Apparently I was not the first to break it in. I rolled over onto a rock hard object, and dug a GIANT purple dildo out from under the covers. I gently broached the event in the morning, only to be told the mom was aware. She said she had enquired about the giant toy (whereabouts unknown) since the son was young (early 20's) and able. He responded they like to mix things up. That's about all I can say.

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Not wanting to go too far, but it was described to me as a brand new bed in an expansive home (6,000+/- SF). Apparently I was not the first to break it in. I rolled over onto a rock hard object, and dug a GIANT purple dildo out from under the covers. I gently broached the event in the morning, only to be told the mom was aware. She said she had enquired about the giant toy (whereabouts unknown) since the son was young (early 20's) and able. He responded they like to mix things up. That's about all I can say.

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Hey, the Red Wings have their Octopus but now we have the dildo.

 

Nothing says "disgusted fan base" or "middling franchise" quite like a flesh colored latex phallus being chucked on the grid iron.

If anyone's going to next week's game in Seattle, don't forget to pack "one"

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Conversation 10 years from now:

 

 

Bills Fan 1: "Hey remember that game when all our offensive skill guys were hurt and Brady killed us? Rex was the coach and the game was at home. Which game was that? Was that 2014?"

 

Bills fan 2: "Yeah, it was a gray, rainy, miserable day, right?"

 

Bills fan 1: "Right! That was 2014, wasn't it?"

 

Bills fan 3: "No, you guys are thinking of the dildo game. That was 2016."

 

Bils fans 1 and 2: "Oh yeah, right! The dildo game!"

Brilliant! Very, very funny.

Man, Bills fans are inspired. No other fan base compares.

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